Work Shoes

Someone who owns a pair of stripper shoes yet won't own up to their actual purpose. Claims that they are "work shoes"

Hey, Theresa, nice stripper shoes! Are you a stripper?

Those are my work shoes!

Yeah, exactly, your work shoes.

by FIReNVY September 29, 2009

throw work

To do or say anything that will get you laid.

I had to throw work at her all night before I got lucky.

by Eddie Bell May 27, 2008

Work Rape

This definition applies to government employees and poor treatment of it's employees.

When the employer viciously assaults you with the metaphorical sandpaper dildo that is being forced to work long shifts, pay out the ass for medical care and does not allow you to have any days off. Work Rape may also take the form of not acting on a contract they had already approved. This is not to be confused with the lesser violation, Work Molestation where they add a little courtesy spit and allow you 8 hours between shifts. The employer truly does not understand, that no means no.

John "I've been working for 14 days straight, 14!!!!" Tim "The employer isn't done Work Raping you yet, i'm on day 27!!"

Greg "I pay $30 a year for health insurance" Sam "Im being Work Raped by paying over$1000 a month!! The worst part is, I have other insurance but can not opt out of the Work Rape!!! There is truly no escape from the sandpaper wrath of the employer"

by Flat Randy August 13, 2017

Work Homie

A person you hangout with at work, but never speak to outside of work.

Brandon to Miguel. '' Hey did you invite Omar to the party? '' Miguel to Brandon '' Naw Omars a Work Homie''

by Greenfiend March 14, 2010

Working Manager

Being a salaried employee, you do more than hourly employees.

Being short on employees, John had to step his game up and became a working manager.

by Dickey467 September 18, 2016

working and jerking

to be working at a job and masturbating nonstop in your free time. This is a way of life, not some stupid fad that bitches like Lindsey Lohan think of.

Jake. "Yo Tommy what you been up to lately?"

Tommy. "Oh you know the usual, working and jerking"

Jake. "Nice man, same here, same here"

by niggaslayer January 20, 2009

scut work

Boring Monotonous work or menial tasks that usually get stuck on you and not on the guy that comes in late three times a week and smells strangely of mothballs.

I'm so tired, I was up late at the plant running scut work.

Professor: "Extra credit is available...(I need some scut work done).

by Maiasani May 12, 2006