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No Show Without Punch

The response to a listener, who on hearing a story feels that they must interject with a similar comment, or an inference that they are also subjected to a similar environmental variable. Usually this will be more intense the original commentator. The meaning originates from the Punch and Judy shows which have their root in 16th-century Italian commedia dell'arte. The reference being that without the responder, the show cannot go on.
'Oh my god, I had a power cut last night. I tripped and stubbed my toe'. 'Well, we had a power cut and I fell and broke my collarbone.' 'Really, well I suppose there is no show without punch'

OR

'I have a sore throat'. 'Well, i have a sore throat AND I've gone blind.' 'Well, there is no show without punch'
No Show Without Punch by Garfunkal January 13, 2010
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I keep telling people that my dad beats me but no one will listen 

No one loves me and no one cares about me.
I keep telling people that my dad beats me but no one will listen. Can someone help?
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no nintendo wii 

A lazy fancy way to say that you don't understand french people.
French guy, "Souhaitez-vous me donner une pipe s'il vous plaît?"

Travon, "Ummm, no nintendo wii?"
no nintendo wii by r0th10n June 10, 2011

No Stevie Wonder 

another way of saying you aren't blind.
I See Me With Her, No Stevie Wonder

-did you see that?

-no Stevie Wonder

No Xp Waste

No matter what always earn experience to try to get better, faster, stronger.
John: Dudee lets go party!
Andrew: Cant man I gotta hit the gym, no xp waste today.
No Xp Waste by Thonatos January 9, 2013

No YumYum without con dums!

prevention to avoid unwanted pregnancies. Or, when you are horny but you can't do it with your boyfriend/girlfriend.
Boy: I'm kinda horny
Girl: Not tonight babe, no yumyum without con dums!

no mäter watt aj doo all aj tink a boat is ju 

a guy in klass singin Nelly in his head
guy 1 - no mäter watt aj doo all aj tink a boat is ju

guy 2 - are you high?