Becky: -LOUD AGGRESIVE FART- (also sounds bubbly, and sounds like when you squish flarp.) Keisha: OOoo girl you definitely just shot out some monkey mustard.
by slimelord August 24, 2018
Get the Monkey Mustardmug. “Is mustard an instrument?”
by VladimirPapa June 13, 2018
Get the Mustardmug. When you see a man that is scruffy and gross who doesn't have the best hygiene and who’s dick definitely smells like mustard.
by Thatboyfr June 18, 2024
Get the Mustard Dickmug. Tuffest of september boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii✌️
Thing 1: I am tuff
Thing 2: I am mustard mango 6 7 dubai chocolate labubu packgod
Thing 1: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Thing 2: I am mustard mango 6 7 dubai chocolate labubu packgod
Thing 1: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
by VariableTeaMcbe September 4, 2025
Get the Mustard mango 6 7mug. -General whorish behaviour
This behaviour leaves the same, difficult to remove stains that coming into contact with mustard can have.
Not to be confused with cut the cheese, which is much more innocent.
This behaviour leaves the same, difficult to remove stains that coming into contact with mustard can have.
Not to be confused with cut the cheese, which is much more innocent.
1. Concerned friend: "I really wish that you wouldn't touch the mustard so often"
Whore: "It pays the bills"
2. Guy: "Damn, I can't get these mustard stains out"
Whore: "It pays the bills"
2. Guy: "Damn, I can't get these mustard stains out"
by this name isn't actually real December 19, 2010
Get the touch the mustardmug. The way Karen reacts that, really bakes my mustard.
When my bitch dont have my money, that really bakes my cheese
When my bitch dont have my money, that really bakes my cheese
by sgt.cameltoe September 26, 2021
Get the bakes my mustardmug. When there is a three way with two guys, and one guy nuts in the girls pussy and the other guy pees in it
by Big dick Daquan May 26, 2018
Get the salty mustard sandwichmug.