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Monkey Mustard

Monkey Mustard is when you fart so hard you shoot out globs of shit. Similar to shart.
Becky: -LOUD AGGRESIVE FART- (also sounds bubbly, and sounds like when you squish flarp.) Keisha: OOoo girl you definitely just shot out some monkey mustard.
by slimelord August 24, 2018
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Mustard

“Is mustard an instrument?”
by VladimirPapa June 13, 2018
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Mustard Dick

When you see a man that is scruffy and gross who doesn't have the best hygiene and who’s dick definitely smells like mustard.
“I want a blue collar man
“naw they definitely have mustard dick”
by Thatboyfr June 18, 2024
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Mustard mango 6 7

Tuffest of september boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii✌️
Thing 1: I am tuff
Thing 2: I am mustard mango 6 7 dubai chocolate labubu packgod
Thing 1: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
by VariableTeaMcbe September 4, 2025
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touch the mustard

-General whorish behaviour

This behaviour leaves the same, difficult to remove stains that coming into contact with mustard can have.

Not to be confused with cut the cheese, which is much more innocent.
1. Concerned friend: "I really wish that you wouldn't touch the mustard so often"
Whore: "It pays the bills"

2. Guy: "Damn, I can't get these mustard stains out"
by this name isn't actually real December 19, 2010
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bakes my mustard

The way Karen reacts that, really bakes my mustard.

When my bitch dont have my money, that really bakes my cheese
by sgt.cameltoe September 26, 2021
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salty mustard sandwich

When there is a three way with two guys, and one guy nuts in the girls pussy and the other guy pees in it
I had a salty mustard sandwich yesterday, and it was delightful!
by Big dick Daquan May 26, 2018
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