Mustard Fish

Definition 1: A fish that is covered in mustard, or just has mustard on it.
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Definition 2: A fish that is the color Yellow.
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Both are equally unfunny, however, are only rage-inducing to those who have had enough of definitions similar to this one done by you, alá my ex-friends when i introduced Hungry Frog to them-
Definition 1:
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Person 1 sees Person 2 cooking, specifically fish fillet with mustard within the sauce on it.
Person 1: “yooooo mustard fish!!1!”
Person 2 then gets very angry, and commits a Bravado Moment.

Definition 2:
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Person 9 and 7 are fishing together, Person 7 catches a fish which seemingly is the color Yellow.
Person 9: “yooooo mustard fish!!1!”
Person 7 then eats Person 9 in a fit of rage.
by DillonVentures August 22, 2021
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Mustard Mitt

When a man ejaculates into a glove before making his partner wear said glove for an extended period of time.
I just mustard mitted my girlfriend all day!
by Small_Poxford_Dict November 18, 2022
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Leg Mustard

When you get mustard on your leg
Oh No, Leg Mustard
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mustard water

shluuuuurpp scheweeeelugsh glug glug sptptptptp scheeeeulp lplplp schwwap scheeeeuwp pspspshwuup
“hey can you get me a drink”
“sure man”
passes cup of water
“why is it so thick and yellow takes a whiff smells like…”
“bro it’s mustard water”
proceeds to bend them over
“scheeeelup slluuurp schwpspsps schelughshsh”
by sussyblackguy March 24, 2022
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mustard smell

basement dwellers
So many mustard smell in this area
by T23FRon August 21, 2023
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Mustard Eater

A hard-ass, a man is above all other men in their manliness. Extreme talent in music or sports.”
“This guitar player is a real mustard eater
“This guy eats mustard
by PotatoLPC August 30, 2022
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Fucking Mustard

Phrase exclaimed upon the massacre of the English language; the inability to pronounce a phrase with any level of coherence.
Gabe: *Speaks*
Santi: BRO Fucking mustard *dies*
by Dr. Grammarly June 24, 2022
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