Funny mustard

When a man with a STI or yeast infection has yellowish cum that taste funnier than regular cum

“I hung out with this guy last night and now I think i have an infection from his funny mustard”

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jelly mustard

why did you want to see this. THIS IS WHY YOUR DAD LEFT

jelly mustard is gross dont eat it

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Male cum.

Homeboy spanking it got his pud mustard all over the toilet seat.

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Sheila left a big yellow stain on the bed after she was stirring the mustard.

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A term for semen, used in the context of masturbation or manual intercourse.

"Awww naw gurl. You done be jerkin' me off and I skeeted a load o' hand mustard on yo grill. Sorry fo dat."

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A dark yellow, mustard-like liquid that oozes out of a girls vagina. Also known as coot pus or clit leakage.

GUY: wow something smells really bad
GIRL: sorry thats just some of my chunky mustard.

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The mixture of anal lube, semen, and feces resulting from butt sex.

When I got done fucking her in the ass I had Fuck Mustard on my dick. Tastes great on burgers!!!!

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