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Field Mushroom

A man with an less than average sized penis sprouting long pubic hair.
As he went to pay for the coffee, he dropped his pants and fell. "Jim that is quite a sketchy field mushroom you are packing there. I bet it's delicious." she said. He replied with a hoping smile.
by Muggen Mole (Rock'n Roll) July 21, 2015
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Asian Mushroom Sex

The act of getting high and having sex with a random Asian. After Asian Mushroom Sex, your penis will throb and sex will hurt unless it is with an Asian.
At Tod's funeral, the cause was finally told to his friends and family. He preformed Asian Mushroom Sex and committed suicide just from the thought of having sex with another Asian.
by TheTruthSpeaker679 June 19, 2016
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Mellow Mushroom

The Mellow Mushroom is a place that functions as (a.) A Pizzeria, and (b.) Where hippies are stored at nighttime when no-one else is using them.
"Hey, I'm going to the Mellow Mushroom for dinner today."
"Nice! That place is always a surprise, tell me what new and interesting diseases you get while you're there!"
"Will do."
by The Mighty Sir Realist December 26, 2017
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mushroom tip

1. The glans penis.
2. The entire penis (e.g., the shaft as the stalk of the mushroom and the glans penis as the cap).
"... she took out my mushroom tip, and when it came out it went drip-drip-drip..." (Sublime, "Caress Me Down")
by Brown Sugar March 18, 2003
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mushroom helmet

Can you make my mushroom helmet touch your tonsils?
by smitty December 20, 2002
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Mushroom Tattoo

Whipping your cock against ones' face extrememly hard to leave a mushroom tattoo.
Look at that huge Mushroom Tattoo on Su's face left by Toran.
by Mike February 4, 2004
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cream of mushroom stamp

the act of mushroom stamping the girl you are with right before you blow off your load. thus covering her face in your man juice.
i gave that girl a cream of mushroom stamp because she wouldn't shut up.
by treborekim January 30, 2007
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