a muscle shirt or wife beater that is unnecessarily long, usually at least halfway down the thighs, that looks like it's a skirt if you don't know what it is
Pascal: Check out this wife beater, it really accentuates my pecs, don't you think?
Sam: Sure, but why did you get such a long one?
Pascal: It's not that long, I just wanted to get-
Sam: A muscle skirt?
Pascal: It's not a muscle skirt.
Sam: Yes it is! Go look in a mirror, it's almost down to your knees!
Sam: Sure, but why did you get such a long one?
Pascal: It's not that long, I just wanted to get-
Sam: A muscle skirt?
Pascal: It's not a muscle skirt.
Sam: Yes it is! Go look in a mirror, it's almost down to your knees!
by Tigerboy July 21, 2008
Get the muscle skirt mug.A large, cavernous and gaping anus following vigorous and prolonged anal intercourse with large objects and/or fists. The term is sometimes erroneously used in conjunction with a large or slack vagina (see Wizard's sleeve).
'Wow Dave, that was one hell of a fisting session. However I do appear to have lost my watch in your muscle bucket!'
by Axletramp September 24, 2009
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The term was originally used in reference to being "all-in" on Tampa Bay Buccaneers running back Doug Martin, who is known as the muscle hamster. However, the term sounds much more like putting on a condom.
The term was originally used in reference to being "all-in" on Tampa Bay Buccaneers running back Doug Martin, who is known as the muscle hamster. However, the term sounds much more like putting on a condom.
by JohnRambo10 August 31, 2014
Get the Hang your hat on the muscle hamster mug.This phrase is popular in the Adirondacks. It can be used to describe a person exhibiting a great feat of strength, but it is most commonly used with a sarcastic connotation to describe a person lifting a lightweight object.
Example #1
Adirondacker 1: *lifts box of books*
Adirondacker 2: Woah, take it easy, Muscle Beach!
Example #2
Adirondacker 1: Instead of taking the fridge, I'll carry this pack of napkins.
Adirondacker 2: Don't strain yourself, Muscle Beach.
Adirondacker 1: *lifts box of books*
Adirondacker 2: Woah, take it easy, Muscle Beach!
Example #2
Adirondacker 1: Instead of taking the fridge, I'll carry this pack of napkins.
Adirondacker 2: Don't strain yourself, Muscle Beach.
by safdsa October 5, 2006
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by smarkosa July 31, 2009
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Get the Muscle dysmorphia mug.by pillsbury'doh'boy July 20, 2011
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