Canadian term for mythical - to outsiders anyway - 3 litre (101 oz) glass liquor bottle available at liquor stores in Canada. Contains vodka, rum, or best of all, Canadian rye whiskey. The comically oversized nature of a texas mickey makes it a perfect party showpiece, which is more or less the main reason such bottles exist. for an equal amount of money, more alcohol could be had by buying two 60 oz bottles, but that wouldn't be half as awesome, would it? Pouring from a texas mickey is not very practical so the bottle is usually supplied with a small pump to go on top. Nobody throws out a texas mickey after they're done with it - it goes on display for at least a little while so that when you hold your next party, you can point at it and say "last week we drained that thing in a night, eh?" Also, there are no texas mickeys in Texas...despite the name, the origin of the term is 100% Canadian.
Mike: So how was the party last night?
Dave: Dude, it was totally sweet. We got a texas mickey and split it between us. We got sooooo tanked.
Dave: Dude, it was totally sweet. We got a texas mickey and split it between us. We got sooooo tanked.
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v. The act of slipping someone a mickey with the intention of later slipping them the johnson. Also "to pull a Mickey Johnson".
n. Alias for known and succesful perpetrators of clandestine mickey/johnson slippings.
n. Alias for known and succesful perpetrators of clandestine mickey/johnson slippings.
guy 1: How does that dude ever get laid?
guy 2: He's got a bunch a roofies and he's always pullin' a Mickey Johnson at parties.
guy 2: He's got a bunch a roofies and he's always pullin' a Mickey Johnson at parties.
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Mom: I hired this masonry company to lay a brick wall, the wall collapsed on day 2 after completion. What a fucking mickey mouse job!
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I’m literally shaking. I was walking on the streets when suddenly Fraudison gae came and shot my dog When I asked why she said it’s because she only has Mickey Mouse followers and want real followers. Shame on you Fraudison
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Get the Mickey Mouse Reseller mug.A "White Monkey" refers to someone, mainly with White skin or a westerner, who is paid by the CCP (Chinese Communist Party) to spread favorable views about them on social media. White Monkey jobs in China include receiving payment from the CCP to mainly white people to live in China, to make China appear desirable to foreigners over Western countries, and promote CCP ideas on social media.
The term "White Monkey" first came around in 2019, where Chinese youtuber "laowhy86" uploaded a video describing these "White Monkey" jobs, and garnered 2.4 million views as of 2021. Laowhy86 describes how the CCP pays small influencers and westerners to promote CCP ideas and China as a whole. This is used as a cover up by the CCP to negative press recently received particularly over the concentration camps of Uyghur Muslims in China, as well as the Free China movement protesting the CCP and it's numerous human rights violations.
The term White Monkey gained traction again after John Cena's apology to the CCP for calling Taiwan a country during his promotion for Fast and Furious 9. Many described Cena as a "White Monkey" for bending over for the CCP, as the CCP denies Taiwan as a separate country and insists it is their own territory. Cena's apology brought criticisms from across the world, due to the CCP's oppression of Taiwan. This garnered him the nickname "John Xina" and made him the star in Chinese social credit memes throughout 2021.
The term "White Monkey" first came around in 2019, where Chinese youtuber "laowhy86" uploaded a video describing these "White Monkey" jobs, and garnered 2.4 million views as of 2021. Laowhy86 describes how the CCP pays small influencers and westerners to promote CCP ideas and China as a whole. This is used as a cover up by the CCP to negative press recently received particularly over the concentration camps of Uyghur Muslims in China, as well as the Free China movement protesting the CCP and it's numerous human rights violations.
The term White Monkey gained traction again after John Cena's apology to the CCP for calling Taiwan a country during his promotion for Fast and Furious 9. Many described Cena as a "White Monkey" for bending over for the CCP, as the CCP denies Taiwan as a separate country and insists it is their own territory. Cena's apology brought criticisms from across the world, due to the CCP's oppression of Taiwan. This garnered him the nickname "John Xina" and made him the star in Chinese social credit memes throughout 2021.
"I saw this guy on tik tok denying the existence of concentration camps in China, he is definitely a White Monkey"
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