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MIDDLE HOT

Instead of ‘Middle Age’ for folks 45-65 who are still viable and foxy…it can be ‘Middle Hot.’

In age terms, there are many ages to describe younger people: newborn, infant, baby, toddler, child, pre-teen, teenager, adolescent, juvenile, young adult (early 20’s) then jumps into adult for a little bit and nothing else for awhile until you are over 45. Then it jumps from adult to middle age to old without recognizing the minute changes and steps for people in this age bracket of which there are many.

There are so many hot & viable people in this age range who don’t feel the least bit old, just look at the actors and musicians in this age group? Still rocking! Yet the name ‘middle age’ makes one think of the ‘middle ages’, a dark time in European history or someone who is getting old and past their prime. Many ‘middle hot’ folks are just hitting their real prime if they’re healthy and living true to themselves! Middle hot also recognizes when someone is still hot, healthy and vibrant, living a vivacious life and yet is not young.

MIddle age? No thanks! We’ll have ‘Middle Hot’ thank you!-Coined ©DM/2019
So we’re ‘middle hot’ now if it fits, not middle aged.
Robin Wright is a middle hot women married to a man who is also middle hot from France.

I no longer refer to myself as middle age, but middle hot. A nicer way to put that age bracket!

I’d rather be (or be with)a middle hot woman who knows herself than a young person still easily influenced by society!
by Damiana00 March 21, 2023
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Middle island

A town located in Suffolk County Long Island, NY. There’s a lot of trees and deer. Not much to do besides smoke, drink, then visit another town that’s less boring. No good restaurants. You have to have a car to go anywhere.
Person 1: we have to drive through middle island to get to the outlets in Riverhead.

Person 2: middle island? Never heard of it. Wait I think we just drove through it without even realizing.
by Scruffily September 26, 2020
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Middle-manned

When using a public restroom stall, and two other people are defecating in the stalls on either side of you rather loudly, and with pungent odor.
"Dude, I just got middle-manned in the bathroom at that Mexican restaurant..."
by Tiberius183 May 22, 2020
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Wakefield Middle

WCPSS school, infamous for the "devious lick" challenge, has people that say that I like fruit even though I dont, and has ZERO COVID protocols (aside from a poorly implemented mask rule)
Wakefield Middle School is the worst school ever!!!!!!! It feels like hell.
by plmjiuhnbvcdertg October 29, 2021
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Middle School

A place where innocent children become hormone crazy freaks
Guy: im about to be in middle school
Guy2: Thats great i lost my virginity that way
by The_humor_the_legend October 5, 2016
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middle bunk

in a MMF threesome, when the female is being fucked by the guys in both holes
by Bruhtoolong January 2, 2021
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Middle Shoes

A pair of shoes you wear along with a pair of capris.
Edwin: I need a pair of shoes to match my capris.
Toby: You need to buy a pair of middle shoes.
by xchibi November 27, 2009
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