Mexican Minivan

Five in the front, five in the back.

Me: Dude, I totally gave Lisa a Mexican Minivan last night!
Jim: How was it?
Me: Awesome, except i clenched my fist after it was inside, pulled out a handful of poop.

by fuzzygorrila February 4, 2010

mexican chrome

also know as duck tape

what mexicans put on there cars to keep them together

by PlayDohMan July 22, 2004

mexican smokestack

(noun) - a sexual act involving a clown, a chimpanzee skeleton, an apple pie, a wheelchair, a bowling pin, a bible, exactly three tubes of toothpaste, a compass, a grandfather clock, a barbie doll, a carton of egg nog, and a cattle prod.

"...that was disgusting!"

"Not as disgusting as Andrew giving Meredith a mexican smokestack."

by Janet Hartwell November 26, 2007

Mexican WMD

5 HP Leaf Blower

Bring out the Zyrtec it's the only thing that will protect you if you are attacked by a Mexican WMD!

by King Castillo April 1, 2009

Mexicanesian

Referring to a mexican.

My mexicanesian friend at school can get a job easier than my Veteran dad.

by Vegaaas April 18, 2009

Mexican Sourgrub

When you pour a table spoon of salt on a lady's vagina so it shrivels up, and then you eat her box.

Gave her an enchilada to go with her Mexican Sourgrub.

by Seeeh September 2, 2009

Mexican Mourning

A Mexican Mourning is the painful feeling and diarrhea you have when you wake up the next morning from a Mexican Dinner. Its a cultural sfacklefest! (Sfackle - The art of projecting feces with the aid of a fart, a fart spackle).

I was totally having a wet dream when I was abruptly awoken by a Mexican Mourning!

One morning in Cancun, i drank tap water and in 5 minutes i had a Mexican Mourning knocking at my sphincter...

Lucky, one of the 2 GIRLS didnt have Mexican for dinner before playing with the cup...(Mexican mourning would have made that video anti-viral)

by PhysiksMIA February 24, 2010