Rusty Melon

When you're having sex with a woman and you put a clown horn butt plug into her butt so it honks with the rhythm as you have sex.

My wife loves a rusty melon

by Gator_4 December 6, 2024

Melon Surfin'

When five or more men hold a melon up in midair with nothing but their penis.

Hey man ya' wanna go melon surfin' today?
Yo me an' the homies are coming to my place today to melon surf , you in?

by MelonMan22 September 14, 2021

Melonous

A word Jack Manifold has created to refer to someone acting dumb.

Tommy is acting rather melonous today.

by scearbin October 11, 2021

absolute melon

An absolute melon is the person who can only say the most useless answers that contribute nothing the the conversation. They are always looking for attention and have IQ's lower than 4.

A: Says some dumb bullshit

B: You absolute melon

by waitwhatdoiputinhereagain August 18, 2023

melon

when a man has a huge dick and small balls

You don't have a dick you have a melon and to sweat peas.

by 1 to many June 21, 2023

Melon Farmer

A phrase which typically describes a stupid person, or someone who has just done sonething idiotic.

Guy 1: Have you seen what that bloke over there's just done?
Guy 2: Yeah that was stupid, what a melon farmer.

by 丁骨牛排 December 25, 2020

easy peasy melon squeezy

Humorous phrase dat a guy utters to triumphantly/braggingly indicate his lack of difficulty in getting a buxom gal to let him play wif her boobs.

I first asked Tiffany if I could gently bury my face between her ample tits; once she allowed me to do dat and was feeling all warm and cuddly from my tender nuzzling, it was then totally "easy peasy melon squeezy" getting her to let me "put my hands where my face had been", especially since by then she was accustomed to having me make major physical contact wif her chest-pillowz.

by QuacksO April 1, 2021