Meldon

He is a idiot.

Can't take jokes.

Doctor's mistake his gender cause their gentiles are non-existant.

Smelly.

Most probably an Indian.

Hey Meldon. You stink.

by WAGYWARN October 21, 2019

Meldon

A dude who farts a lot and he always poops his pants.

Meldon the dildo.

by POOPFArts December 30, 2014

medow muffin

a person(s) who take a shit out in a field

you and your friends are out walking somewhere and there's not a bathroom in site, one of them has to take a shit. Your friend then says damn guys i gotta crap. Then as he walks off you point and laugh and say "ha what a medow muffin"

by The Muffinator December 14, 2008

Medowmuffin

Medowmuffin-comes from the redneckius regions of the south of Kansas. Refers to the large mounds of dried dookie left by farm animals. Mainly of the bovine or equine type. Can be seen across flat plains that gives the illusion of muffin caps laying about. If enough of the muffins can be gathered they make a nice fire. To be used when there is no firewood available.

Look at the morning frost fresh on the medowmuffins first thing of the morning in my pasture.

by Medowmuffin March 28, 2009

Meadowing

When somebody pulls a segment off their ball bag through the whole in the centre of a CD

Did you see that guy Meadowing at that party last night!?

by YoungWhisp June 15, 2010

Melbourneye

One of the great Bond movies. Starring Van de Walle as Ned Kelly, and Pierre van Henry in his first appearance as double oh seven.

Melbourneye was a great movie.

by movielova November 25, 2010

meadow tea

urine from any animal that lives in the wild, usually forest and plain areas, which is consumed by a human for survival or leisurely

Man, I got trapped in the woods and there were no streams around...had to live off of meadow tea.

by grimreaper252 May 30, 2011