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Megan

The most beautiful girl in the world, as well as the best friend in the entire world. She is very spazzy and random, but that's what keeps her Megan. At times she can be very very stubborn, however she always pulls back up and is always there for you. She is your sunshine, and will never be held back. She stands up for herself and her friends. She will always be there for you.
by hippopot12345678 December 2, 2010
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cold megan

when a male shits in a bag, freezes it, then while having sex with a girl sticks it in her ass
She squealed when i gave her the ole cold megan
by Nic March 25, 2004
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meghan

an awesome and super pretty girl. usually the mom of the group and always invites people to her house. super sweet and caring. most likely has brownish red blonde hair and brown eyes. loves animals and has many fish.
by jwhsjbsge August 29, 2019
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Megan the Ripper

A codename for a girl that will lure you in with her attractive body but you come to find out she is utterly insane and quite possibly suicidal. She'll pour her heart out to you and then desperately seek a relationship even when its clear you aren't interested any longer. Then when you ignore her, she'll go ballistic and attempt to murder you by ripping you into at least seven pieces. Later you'll be found in at least seven different dumpsters.
John: Hey lloyd did you get rid of Megan the Ripper yet?

Von: No, I'm afraid if I try she'll kill me.

John: Well she is batshit insane.

Von: I know, Von scared.
by Mr. Betes July 11, 2012
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Megan

such a funny and caring girl - may have some acne and glasses but who cares shes beautiful and deserves a man
omigurd mEgan!
by eckd January 19, 2019
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Meghan

We love Meghan. She is funny and amazing and beautiful. Get yourself a Meghan!
I love Meghan she's my best friend.
by bbx4 February 1, 2023
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Megan's Mangled Produce

A type of produce that is inserted in the vagina or anus during sexual foreplay, after which is used in a recipe of some sort. Salads work well, as well as casseroles, and surprisingly ratatouille.
Man 1- Dude, I had the best of Megan's Mangled Produce last night.

Man 2- I'm so jealous, bro. What kind was it? The bulging bean? My personal favorite is the chewcumber.
by Veggies69 June 21, 2009
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