mcdonalds 

McDonalds: That place that helps keep down the pigeons.

A & B walk out of a McDonalds
A: hey, where are all the pigeons?
B:You eating one now.
A: Looks at BigMac in suprise and barfs

mcdonalds by Choo-Choo McGrew July 13, 2006

McDonalds 

where you feel like you're in a different country because no one speaks english.

I walked in to McDonalds yesterday, I thought I was in Mexico!

McDonalds by Taryn Y February 2, 2008

McDonald Friday 

The day that Manuel Uribe (World's Fattest Man) chokes on a Shamrock Shake at McDonald's and dies. He then preceeds to rise 3 days later and goes around and gives people cakes, hamburgers, and other heart-attack-on-a-plates to spread the joy of his rising and also to inform that he is running for mayor. What's strange is that these events happen at the exact same time as Black Friday/Easter

when was easter? sorry I got too much cake for mcdonald friday

McDonald Friday by Ruppert Leeroy Jackson III February 24, 2009

McDonalds 

McDonalds is the place to rock
It is a restaurant where they buy food to eat
It is a good place to listen to the music
People flock here to get down to the rock music

McDonalds will make you fat
They serve Big Macs
They serve Quarter-Pounders
They will put pounds on you

McDonalds hamburgers are the worst
They are worse than Burger King
A Big Mac has 26 grams of fat
A Quarter-Pounder has 28 grams of fat

Rock 'n Roll McDonalds
Rock 'n Roll McDonalds
Rock 'n Roll McDonalds
Rock 'n Roll McDonalds

Rock over London, rock on Chicago!
Wheaties, breakfast of champions!

McDonalds by Andrew Floyd Williams December 9, 2008

McDonalds 

We love to see you smile! ...Motherfucker!

Uh...yeah...

McDonalds by Sarahsuke July 13, 2003

McDonalds 

1. Last resort for people who can't find a suiteable job. Also known for the best management training in the world...

2. Restaurant where the guests are equally stupid as the people who work there...

1. Don't worry; you can always flip burgers for the clown!
When you can turn a complete retard into a manager... you've got the best management training in the world!!!

2. "Gimme a Big Mac Menu, Super Sized, extra sauce 'n cheese, a Quarter Pounder on the side, also with extra cheese... and a Diet Coke, because I gotta loose weight!"

McDonalds by Jay February 4, 2004

mcdonalds burger ass

When having a flat ass but your ass is as flat as a mcdonal's burger patty and we all know how thin those pattys are !

That ass is so flat shes got a mcdonalds burger ass

mcdonalds burger ass by Stamy July 3, 2014