McDonalds 

We love to see you smile! ...Motherfucker!

Uh...yeah...

McDonalds by Sarahsuke July 13, 2003

McDonalds 

1. Last resort for people who can't find a suiteable job. Also known for the best management training in the world...

2. Restaurant where the guests are equally stupid as the people who work there...

1. Don't worry; you can always flip burgers for the clown!
When you can turn a complete retard into a manager... you've got the best management training in the world!!!

2. "Gimme a Big Mac Menu, Super Sized, extra sauce 'n cheese, a Quarter Pounder on the side, also with extra cheese... and a Diet Coke, because I gotta loose weight!"

McDonalds by Jay February 4, 2004

mcdonalds burger ass

When having a flat ass but your ass is as flat as a mcdonal's burger patty and we all know how thin those pattys are !

That ass is so flat shes got a mcdonalds burger ass

mcdonalds burger ass by Stamy July 3, 2014

McDonalds 

Townie/chav, holy-ground will protect with own life if they think the inter-space is in threat.

one townie said to another townie going down to our 5-star resteraunt. (McDonalds)

McDonalds by Mark,Joe,Callum and Carl March 4, 2005

McDonalds 

McDonalds serves burger a la cow shit, avec chips a la spat in. Happy meals contain prozac. Only fat chavs eat here.

Customer: can I have some food posioning please?
Sweaty teenage mutant: one McDonalds happy meal, 99p

McDonalds by be01 May 26, 2006

Mcdonalds 

The corporate cancer on earth growing everyday world wide. #1 cause of obesity and obesity related illnesses. Since people are 2 stupid not to eat there food. Take the option from them! Shut these assholes down. Sell there restaurants world wide. Fire the CEO'S sell the company piece by piece. Do HUMANITY A FUCKIN FAVOR!!! After the Black Tar Heorin type withdrawls from their toxic waste, people may wake the fuck up.

McDonalds The Fast Food Establishment that poisons children, adolescents, and adults worldwide.

Mcdonalds by McShit III. July 24, 2008

UK McDonalds BigMac 

A big mac from mcdonalds in great britain. highly inferior to US bigmacs, leading most brits to think that mcdonalds is a god awful place, or poo. actually it IS a godawful place, but the burgers in america, well they are better

shit on a bun

UK McDonalds BigMac by Danii Cannii January 17, 2004