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Matt Sturniolo

Omg matt sturniolo is sooooo hot
by mattsturniolosgf April 25, 2022
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Matt Smith

Matt Smith: to describe someone with a weird or uncommon face structure
David Tennant: Dude have you seen our replacement?
Christopher Eccleston: Yeah, he's a total Matt Smith.
David: Ya know, Allons-y
Christopher: Fantastic

Matt: D:
by hoovian June 9, 2014
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Martyrdom

One of the Call of Duty 4 perks online. This is where you drop a grenade once you die. Mostly pisses people off.
I freaking hate it when the other players have the Martyrdom perk in their class. I never get away in time.
by Keater January 7, 2008
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Matt Smith

Matt Smith is cool, funny, and forgetful. He is married to a woman named Billie Piper. This is totally real. No joke. Fight me.
by UrMomIsMyDad June 15, 2016
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Matt Lauer

To invite someone to a location, lock the door behind them via remote, and then pull your junk out.
He invited me over for a coffee and then did a Matt Lauer.
by Naswipp November 30, 2017
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matt rose

The most awesome amazing coolest person on the planet!
Guy 1- Did you see that dude.. he has to be the coolest person on the planet.

Guy 2 - Yea thats matt rose
by swagprince500 May 24, 2009
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Marty Melt

A love exercise created by Martha Halftrack. Done by hugging someone then letting go and hugging them again. The constant hug and release motion is also a chest exercise. It is called a Marty Melt because when Marty hugs you, you melt into her. She uses this on her husband, Amos, and her favorite grandson, Bryant Hollifield.
Amos: Oh no, the guys at the party we're talking bad smack about me. I'm gonna get them. After all, I am a B.G., commander of Camp Swampy.

Marty: Whoah, dear. Easy there. I got an exercise that will have you loving them again. Its a Marty Melt. Come here and hug me, but then let go. And when you hug me, I mean SQUEEZE!

Amos: Sure, but how would squeezing on you get the guys to love me? You don't hug them.

Marty: (laughs) Well, its one way I show you love. Come on, Amos, we've been married 53 years. I've loved since the day I met you. (she hugs him hard)

Amos: (returns the hug) Whoah! That's a power hug right there. This is one sweet exercise! Maybe I should tell the other guys.

Bryant: Hey, are you two up to something sweet? Are you getting mushy on him? Let me at it!

Marty: Here, dear. Its your turn. You haven't tried the Marty Melt yet. Now, give Grandma Marty a big hug and don't let go until I say.

Bryant: (hugs Marty) Wow! That's a real burner. My chest is stinging.

Marty: Well, that's a Marty Melt. It really massages your heart. You go all gooey when you get one of these. I love it!

Bryant: Sweet and awesome! I'm gonna have to show Gunny Granny, she'd love it! The Marty Melt is hot!
by Dusty's Baby Powder October 23, 2011
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