a herbivore from the information age that is compelled to voice its opinion, whether right or wrong, whenever someone is willing to listen, and even when most are not. mavrosaurus is destined to become extinct due to its inability to adapt to real life situations like inserting information into a database. a voracious hippocrit, mavrosaurus never puts in a full day's work, and typically sneaks out within two minutes of the boss's departure. mavrosaurus is quite nervous, and never misses an opportunity to rub its claws together, then throw its arms up and snarl its highly recognizable "PFFFT"
by satan September 30, 2003
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I find myself a metrosexual for the following reasons:
I (HAVE):
1) Willingly viewed broadway plays
2) Been a member of my Middle School Choir
3) Spent more then $100 in one month on haircare alone
4) Told classmates why their knock-off Coach Purses are fake.
5) could wear nothing but clothes from Abercrombie and not be bored; could spend upwards of $1,500 in Abercrombie per season if the money was there
6) Absolutely no problems with wearing the color purple
I (HAVE):
1) Willingly viewed broadway plays
2) Been a member of my Middle School Choir
3) Spent more then $100 in one month on haircare alone
4) Told classmates why their knock-off Coach Purses are fake.
5) could wear nothing but clothes from Abercrombie and not be bored; could spend upwards of $1,500 in Abercrombie per season if the money was there
6) Absolutely no problems with wearing the color purple
by Alexander Bradley December 18, 2003
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Male person who believes Men should look after appearance as much as most Women do.
Nothing to do with having a feminine side or wearing tight pants.
Nothing to do with having a feminine side or wearing tight pants.
by powersoccer April 6, 2005
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God my push needs a friggin trim it looks like a burst matress!
God I couldn't go down on that bird the other night - her bush was like a burst matress!
God I couldn't go down on that bird the other night - her bush was like a burst matress!
by Ems August 5, 2003
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