Old Mate is a brilliant Australian invention used to refer to someone that you are somehow connected with but don't personally know. Its general tone is derogatory but its not offensive.
EG: if you saw a drunk person stumbling across the road you could say..."have a look at old mate over there" or in a traffic incident....."and old mate just drove straight into me"
by Richarbl March 17, 2017
Get the old mate mug.The in-bed mathematics that one performs in order to calculate how many hours or minutes they will be able to sleep for if they fall asleep immediately. Usually this is done in desperation after failing multiple attempts at falling asleep. The calculations usually begin while uncomfortably lying awake and trying to force yourself to sleep, you use the time you intend to sleep by and the time you have to get up, and all time in between is the Mathematress calculated sleep time.
*Guy looks over at the clock* "Shit it's already 3 and I have to be up at 8...well Mathematress says I'll only get 5 hours if I can get to sleep right now.....right now......damn!
by Shunsui December 24, 2010
Get the Mathematress mug.Alo cigane mrs u picku materinu sa tim gvozdjem.
Yo,Cigane go back inside your mother's pussy with that iron.
Yo,Cigane go back inside your mother's pussy with that iron.
by Miroslav Jebach Keva June 16, 2017
Get the mrs u picku materinu mug.Mute Math is and indie/alternative/rock band from New Orleans, Lousiana and Springfield, Missouri. They were started in 2001 when a long distance collaboration suddenly clicked between Paul Meany and Darren King. With the recruiting of guitarist Greg Hill and bass player Roy-Mitchell Cordenas, Mute Math was formed.
They released their debut EP Reset on Teleprompt in September 2004. Their top hits include; Typical, Peculiar People, and Plan B.
They have made 2 albums so far; Flesh and Bones Electric Fun (Live), and Mute Math.
They released their debut EP Reset on Teleprompt in September 2004. Their top hits include; Typical, Peculiar People, and Plan B.
They have made 2 albums so far; Flesh and Bones Electric Fun (Live), and Mute Math.
Guy 1: Dude did you go to the Mute Math concert last saturday at the superdome?
Guy 2: Hell yeah dude; it was sick, especially that Typical song.
Guy 2: Hell yeah dude; it was sick, especially that Typical song.
by Rod69696969 June 17, 2008
Get the Mute Math mug.Math problems that are made easier due to your extensive knowledge of sick tricks, such as 360's, 720's, 900's made famous by crazy mother-fuckers such as Shaun White, Tony Hawk, Jamal Smith, Ellen Degenaras.
Deblock: Fuck what is 360x3?
Wojick: its 1080, you douchebag!!!
Paul: Do you not watch the X-Games you fucking queer. Learn your X-Games Math
Wojick: its 1080, you douchebag!!!
Paul: Do you not watch the X-Games you fucking queer. Learn your X-Games Math
by West Milly Wagnerfuckers May 26, 2010
Get the X-Games Math mug.by Pee pee poo poo 🤠 June 20, 2020
Get the Hakuna Matata mug.radiates big dick energy
one of the finest men alive
goes off on all his verses
the ultimate sk8r boi
a king who respects women
cmon we all know he has a big dick
one of the finest men alive
goes off on all his verses
the ultimate sk8r boi
a king who respects women
cmon we all know he has a big dick
by lilspacegod July 11, 2018
Get the Matt Champion mug.