Magazine Masturbation March

Throughout march you go old school, no digital porn for this month.

I hope my parents don't notice the "Fakku" magazines under my bed during Magazine Masturbation March.

by ConstantPhoenix October 5, 2021

Eye masturbation

When you rub your eye and can't stop

#1:I am bordered, lets itch our eyes and describe what do we see after this weird eye masturbation
#2: heck yeaaa

by I-like-furries February 8, 2022

Maximum Masturbation March

A term that refers to a challenge done during the month of March, where people will maximize the amount of masturbation they can do. Since Destroy Dick December is already a thing, this word's challenge challenges people to do the highest amount possible, without collateral damage.

Sorry but I'm busy, I'm about to participate in maximum masturbation march. Wanna join, bro?

by EnerJetix March 29, 2023

masturquation

When Asians masturbate to math equations instead of porn

Oh check that Shawn Zhang masturbating and jizzing his pants in class with no porn. He must be so imaginative

Nah man the dude jizzes at that quadratic equation on the board. It's called masturquation

by cinamon_muff July 26, 2016

Masturbating

What you are doing right now.

You are masturbating.

by Balls Obama May 10, 2023

Mentally masturbating

the act of pleasuring oneself by using only the mind to concentrate on something stimulating.

No one would every know that during the meeting Brandon was mentally masturbating because he wasn't using his hands to touch his penis.

by Lateesha223 July 15, 2014

National masterbation day of Noah

December 11th 2021 has become the true national masterbation day after Noah the high schooler beat his meat 12 times in one day breaking his previous record of 7

Omg I forgot it’s national masterbation day of Noah.

by Noahthemyth December 11, 2021