I hope my parents don't notice the "Fakku" magazines under my bed during Magazine Masturbation March.
by ConstantPhoenix October 5, 2021
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#2: heck yeaaa
#2: heck yeaaa
by I-like-furries February 8, 2022
Get the Eye masturbation mug.A term that refers to a challenge done during the month of March, where people will maximize the amount of masturbation they can do. Since Destroy Dick December is already a thing, this word's challenge challenges people to do the highest amount possible, without collateral damage.
by EnerJetix March 29, 2023
Get the Maximum Masturbation March mug.Oh check that Shawn Zhang masturbating and jizzing his pants in class with no porn. He must be so imaginative
Nah man the dude jizzes at that quadratic equation on the board. It's called masturquation
Nah man the dude jizzes at that quadratic equation on the board. It's called masturquation
by cinamon_muff July 26, 2016
Get the masturquation mug.No one would every know that during the meeting Brandon was mentally masturbating because he wasn't using his hands to touch his penis.
by Lateesha223 July 15, 2014
Get the Mentally masturbating mug.December 11th 2021 has become the true national masterbation day after Noah the high schooler beat his meat 12 times in one day breaking his previous record of 7
by Noahthemyth December 11, 2021
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