Mark Morton

One of the most influential and technical guitar players of all time. Mark Morton is one of the two guitar players from the THRASH METAL band Lamb Of God. his rhthym and solo breaks are unparralelled in the metal scene. Argueably the best guitar player of all time standing next to Yngwie Malmsteen

Mark Morton totally blew the house away playing Ruin last night.

by HRNDONE April 23, 2006

Mark of the Unclean

A visible stamp on your hand the morning after a night out drinking.

Many bars that charge a cover will stamp people's hands before they go in so they know who has already paid. When the stamp a person received is still visible the day after, that indicates the person has not showered. Thus they bear the mark of the unclean.

Susie wanted to hook up with Tom in the morning, until she noticed he bore the mark of the unclean.

by thendcomes June 12, 2012

witness mark

When you poop so forcefully and violently it leaves a glob of poo on the back of the toilet bowl that no amount of flushing will dislodge causing the perpetrator to resort to the toilet brush. Witness marks usually only occur with projectile diarrhea.

I pooped a quart and left a witness mark in the toilet bowl.

by wolfbait51 May 6, 2011

Carl Marks

The dude that invented communism or something.

"communism is when no iPhone" - carl marks

by restinpiece August 29, 2020

Mark Moran

A person with a large head and a small body. He has large round eyes and often resembles an alien. His body resembles that of a concentration camp survivor. Surprisingly, chicks(hot chicks at that) go bat shit crazy for him and many are on his tip daily.

There goes Mark Moran with his entourage of bitches.

by Mudda Fucka Das You August 2, 2011

mark off

to call in sick to work, usually because of drinking, bad sex, good sex, feel like partying, or are just lazy, usually with a lame reason

Man i went to the club after breaking rocks all day. I figured whiskey would help my back. It sure did but I didnt get any Puss. I was so pissed i marked off the rest of the week. Ill mark off next week to if my back dont get any better, for now Ill take a drink

by Jeff Dailey August 18, 2007

mark lee

GIVE MARK LEE A BREAK
HE IS TO MANY BANDS AND SM NEEDS TO STOP OVERWORKING HIM

person 1: Mark lee is so overworked
person 2: if sm puts him in anymore groups, im sueing

by taeyongs_gay_wife April 21, 2021