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marines

People who will have no future ahead of them when they get out of the military. Just because you have a great uniform and harder training doesn't make you the best. Also you don't get to choose what you want to do. But in the Army you can choose what you want to do, go to college and have a great life after the military.
Former Marine: How many I take your order
Former Army soldier: Yes, I would like the lobster and cocktail, please. Oh, btw were you in the marines once because I think I remember saving your ass one day.
by TooL Army2012 January 16, 2008
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Marine Corps Officer

A way overpaid useless individual in the United States Marine Corps because everything in the Marine Corps can be ran way more efficiently by Enlisted Marines and for way less money than the goverment spends on their monthly pay check.
Enlisted Marine 1: "Why do we need all these faggot Marine Corps Officers? The Marine Corps would be 100 times better without them. They are useless."

Enlisted Marine 2: "I know."
by GruntLife July 10, 2011
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Marinette

Marinette is a small town of 9,000 people 40 miles north of Green Bay on I-41. This City has more bars than churches, and more subway restaurants (3) than police officers. Ranking in the top ten "dirtiest places to raise your kids" according to one poll based on the amount of pollution caused by industrial manufacturing in town. It's no wonder they lose their interstate football rivalry game to Menominee, MI every year by more than 30 points.

Marinette: "It is what it is." Yeah this might be true, but "Our mayor can out drink your mayor." Don't believe me? Look up Marinette mayor arrested on YouTube.
"Hey, let's go to Marinette." "Marinette? Where the fuck is that?"

"The Marinette vs Menominee game is this week." "Hmmmm, we should go, I heard Menominee might score less than 60 points in the first quarter this year."
by Schneebs17 October 30, 2016
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Fucking Marine

1. A person that joined the marines for the wrong reasons.

2. Someone that enlists to have sex with others in the military.

3. A Canadian that will fuck his way through for full U.S. citizenship. Usually has boners for Superman.
I'm going to join the Fucking Marines whether you like it or not, dad.

I'm not gay but my boyfriend is.
by Maso Chist September 14, 2008
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female marine

The fewer the prouder. Don't call us FM's or WM's or fuckin BAM 'cause that shit isn't right. We are Marine's just the same.

Every Marine a rifle man! Semper Fi!
Hey look at that BAM/FM/WM over there.
Who? That Female Marine?
Oh shoot I think she heard us!
:::CRRRUUNNCH!:::
::::nuts get cracked!::::
by Female Marine November 14, 2007
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marine natural resources

the water in the ocean, especially around carribean coral areas.
the water where cruise ships dump their waste
by ben January 1, 2004
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Ancient Mariner

An uncommon sex act described as follows. "An Ancient Mariner begins when you're having doggie style sex which culminates in an ejaculatory climax onto your partner's back. When she (or he) turns around to tell you what an awesome job you did, you throw a bowl of clam chowder in their face." Also known as "The Reverse Houdini"
I could not give Jill an Ancient Mariner because she's allergic to Clam Chowder.
by John Glenn September 16, 2008
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