VOODOO MANAGEMENT

When a manager is reactive instead of proactive.

A manager that is a pussy and can't stick to a plan because he buckles under the pressure of others.

When your manager doesn't have the balls to look you in the eyes and tell you he is getting ready to stab you in the back because he is putting another job in front of yours to appease someone else.
This is nothing but Voodoo management because you are changing the schedule just to appease others.
by tstrasser October 19, 2016
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On December 15th it’s national gymnastics team manager day where you shower your manager in gifts
Oh my god Jenny happy national gymnastics manager day!
by Bomieboy69 December 1, 2021
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manager josh

doddleoddle's aka dodie lower case d manager

he lets us do top draw journalism based on his twitter and also he once danced with a troll wig on!

follow @updatingmjosh or watch us sue
"see you in court manager josh"
by updatingmjosh February 23, 2017
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Managering

The act of commanding others to do tasks while you yourself never contribute no matter how easy or hard the task is.

People that are managering also tend to waste more time getting other people to do work than just doing it themselves.

While the term usually applies to actual managers of jobs (hence the name), it can apply to anyone outside the workplace.
Example 1

Employee: You called me over here sir?

Manager: I need you to clean up this spill

Employee: But you are already holding a mop and paper towels. You could have done this yourself much quicker than the time it took me to respond to you. Instead of managering why don't you do some work yourself because I don't see why the company needs someone like you.

Example 2

Mom: Go vacuum the floors they have been filthy all day. It's like you don't ever help around the house.

Child: Mom, I just got home from school, why could you not do it?

Mom: Unlike you I am busy almost all day doing chores and working 8 hour shifts.

Child: Mom, you have been on this couch watching Sex and the City since I left for school and you are still watching it.

Mom: ...

Child: Instead of managering could you help out while I'm busy?
by Clowninator69 June 18, 2022
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Incident Management

The managerial style where you switch your entire company direction based on a single incident
This company went bankrupt cause upper management was working on an incident management bases.
by SaigonTim August 13, 2018
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Hanger Management

When you are arrested for assault at a fast food establishment for Anger Issues and have to take anger management!
Customer: I ordered 6 nuggets and I got five. Customer proceeds to throw the nuggets and hits employees! Cops are called and now you are arrested and have to take Hanger Management!
by EM6988 October 19, 2023
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Thx Management

I said what I said. It's official. Management has spoken. Signed Management.
Some of yall got people you call friends who ain't got one friend bone in their whole body. 🤣 Thx Management
by Ericka Porter Mba April 4, 2022
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