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Drum Major 

If the director is the god of the band, then the drum major is his jesus. Always a senior who was usually mistreated as a freshman and takes it out on the freshies in the band, but is generally a cool cat to everyone else.

Despite the name, most drum majors actually play trumpet, because playing lead trumpet requires the most musical ability and leadership skills (I was the first low brass player at my school to be drum major ever)
When I was drum major, I told all the freshmen that BFMT ('bout face mark time) in the field show diagrams stood for backflip mark time, because when I was in 9th grade I was told that by seniors.
Related Words

English Major 

Someone who should change majors.
Lololol you're an English Major.

English Major by radium April 5, 2009

Major Claude Eatherly 

person or animal who is a major loser.
Marie and pooch are majosers.
majoser by Cardo August 2, 2006

major larson 

poop dookie shit dump . . .
usually of exceptional size or quantity
sorry about the stench, i dropped a major larson in there a few minutes ago.

he's down at the groover doing a major larson .
major larson by jeeronamo October 14, 2008
large human being (very large), makes everyone his "bitch", swears he live, get's fed with a shovel
Look at him he's such a major.
major by Garrett Bobby Fergesion November 30, 2017