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Claw Machine Addiction

When you can’t stop using a claw machine, until a Denny’s employee cuts you off of the quarters that you keep giving them.
Denny’s employee “This one guy comes in and spend 50 bucks until he gets a prize from the claw machine. He has a claw machine addiction”
Theater kid #4: But I wanted sugar loaf!
by Patch Adams Part 1 September 12, 2020
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Wein-Machine

A term of endearment used to describe a partner that employs the male sexual apparatus in unison with other appendages and patterns of movement intended to produce a satisfying sexual experience for the recipient.
After a supererogatory sexual experience Heather fondly assigned Kyle as “Wein-Machine” in her DMs.
by Karen&KyleKoss March 18, 2021
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Scottish Time Machine

Noun: a technique whereby someone consumes a sufficient quantity of Scotch whiskey that they forget the events of the evening to the extent that they wake up the next day and feel as though they slept through the entire night.
"Joe you were nuts last night!"

"What did I do? I don't remember anything...."

"You insert crazy shenanigans!!!!"

Well I'm glad you remember, because I rode the Scottish Time Machine and can't remember anything after my fifth glass of Macallan."
by jdubs319 April 17, 2011
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Iraqi Time-Machine

Sleeping as much as possible to pass time so as to avoid a bad situation.

Originated from US Marines stationed in Iraq.
Man, fuck this place. If you need me, I'll be using the Iraqi time-machine. Wake me when it's time to go home.
by SomeDude0311 October 11, 2011
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Shark in a Washing Machine

Sarah: I heard you hooked up with George! How was it?
Kimberly: Not great. Shark in a Washing Machine.
Sarah: Wow, that bad?

Jane: I just kissed George, he was a Shark in a Washing Machine.
by ThePaver April 23, 2013
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The Meme Machine

A 2006 flip phone with present day memes
Black Nigga: YO NIGGA YOU GOT THE MEME MACHINE? THAT SHIT MOTOROLA?
You: Ohyis
by TheAlaskanButter October 2, 2016
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Reverse Floor Machine

The act of defecating in the soap compartment of a floor cleaning machine. This causes anal excrement to be sprayed on the floor, as a substitute to the regular soap, when the floor machine is in use.
Anthony: "Did you see the floors? They are brown and smelly!"

Drew: "Yeah, I think someone used a Reverse Floor Machine on them, I would know."
by 50K All Day July 15, 2018
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