Matio

1. someone known to have chronic dandruff
2. a person who flakes consistently

"He bailed again?? What a Matio!"

by dandruff destroyer October 11, 2004

Matilian

Matilian means a really gay person that no one likes

"Woah, Matthew is a Matilian, don't you agree?"

by Matilian September 13, 2016

Matias

He’s just a short ass person

Person 1:Oh look it’s matias
Person 2:oh he’s just short ASF

by Yourgayokboomer January 29, 2020

matieszyn

Pronounced (Muh-Teesh-In), is a name given to people who ruin good jokes, either by adding stupid puns or running the joke on until it loses all meaning. Origin Unknown.

I told a perfectly good joke, and Jeff kept running with it until it wasn't funny anymore, he's such a matieszyn.

by IHeartPaint October 24, 2009

matista

a name for an african american
or
drugs

Hey, pass me some of that matista.

by mysterychick92 January 9, 2010

matinarathon

A matinee that turns into a marathon lasting all afternoon and into the evening.

I planned to go hiking with my girlfriend Saturday afternoon but we ended up in bed for a matinarathon.

by breckloose April 11, 2010

Maticsky

A GUN, STRAP, SLUG ETC.

BREAKING DOWN THE WORDS:

Matic: AUTOMATIC
Sky: In the AIR

MATICSKY: BULLET INTO THE AIR

GARN SHOOT A PAIGON WITH DAT MATICSKY !!

by POLITICALTEE July 15, 2011