MAGNUS

Magnus is just so gay ass bitch I hate niggas thats named magnus he a gay dumb stupid idiot he don’t know how to spell and just ovr gay he like man he fucked his brother

Magnus a gay ass stupid dumb bitch he like boys and just so fat and stupid he get no hoes he fuck on his cousins

by Magnusesksod November 20, 2023

Magnus

Abhijoy Meatrider

Magnus is an Abhijoy Meatrider
He is very bad

by Blu Glo Troll February 14, 2024

Magnus

Magnus is DANGEROUS
most likely a groomer
everything WILL become smelly when he touches it cuz he doesnt shower
run away if you see one

dave: "Look its magnus!"
lily: "OMG lets run! hes gonna groom us"

by woof3456 February 22, 2024

Magnus Carlsen gambit

The opening 1. c3 2. Qa4 3. Qh4 4. Kd1 5. f3 6. Qe1. What your opponent does doesn't matter.

*plays Magnus Carlsen gambit*

by Sidnut March 4, 2024

manumentumaphobia

The phobia of someone stepping on your hands when they're on the ground
Comes from latin for hands (Manus) and floor (pavimentum).
I have this, even though I just made it up.

Billy: Hey, bob, how ya doin today?
Bob: Terrible, because some idiot just stepped on my hands like a friggin'... I don't know, minecraft pressure plate, or something
Billy: Dang, but you gonna get over it, right?
Bob: Hell naw, I got, like, manumentumaphobia, or something.
Billy: The hell is manure mental phobia?
Bob: I made it up :/
Billy, in his head: He is definitely braindead.

by applesaue December 9, 2024

Magnus effect

Performance anxiety arising while holding a winning position against #1 chess player Magnus Carlsen, often leading to throwing the game despite having had a winning position.

He was 2 pawns up and still managed to lose. The Magnus effect is real.
I hide the opponent's name so I don't get the Magnus effect.
When playing the tournament, focus on the pieces, not the player. Dont let the Magnus effet get ya

by AleksKiryan July 16, 2025

Magnus

The name of my future husband.

Yes, Magnus is my husband.

by Muuuunchkinnnn August 12, 2025