lockdanon

A split headed loud mouth canadian who is short and fat, resembling a chode

I pulled a lockdanon on that boss and he feinted from the uglyness

by XXExanderXX April 24, 2007

laced

A feeling of being screwed over or defeated BADLY by someone, something, or some situation. To explain the degree of laceage, simply add on extra letters to the word (i.e. laceddd, lacccccced, laaaaacccccccccccceedd)

Nirav got laced when Sahil finished the last home-made chocolate chip cookie that was peacefully sitting on the kitchen counter.

NYU will lace GW in any competition.

by Sahil Kothari October 6, 2006

lopedogg

one day i saw lopedogg chasing some cat in his underwear

woof woof

by Anonymous July 10, 2003

locked in like a come bet

Expression used by craps dealers - you're trapped, no way out. could also mean:
your job is secure,
you're engaged to be married,
you knocked up your girlfriend & you're going to pay child support for the rest of your miseable life.

Pit Boss: Vinko is moving to Vegas so it looks like they'll promote Joey D.

Box Person: He's locked in like a come bet!

by the wetspot March 29, 2008

Vape Locked

Thrownin down and gettin lifted by means of a fatty sack preferably with a 2 liter bottle of sierra mist, a blender, and three straws, duct taped together.....

Getting Vape Locked all day every day is the only way to be cool so sayteth the Dana....

by Thomas Rimmer December 12, 2007

Cock Locked

When a woman (or gay guy) is obsessively in lust with one particular man, to the exclusion of all others, she is said to have all her desire locked onto his cock, or cock locked, and she cock blocks herself by ignoring other men she could have more easily. Being cock locked is similar to being whipped, except it's more specifically about sex and cock than a relationship in general.

Tammy: Candace, there are over a hundred gorgeous, successful, extremely horny men in this place! Why don't you pick one and have yourself some fun for once?
Janice: Don't bother, Tammy. She's so cock locked on that bartender, she doesn't even see anyone else. Look at her! She's fuckin' drooling.

by PBoy 1 October 18, 2008

Total Lockdown

The act of making a woman 'air tight' during coitus. ie. plugging every available hole with an extremity of sorts. Usually takes more than one person due to the amount of holes needing plugged (7) and the available limbs on a person (4-5).

Guy 1: 'Hey man, heard you and Susan left together last night'
Guy 2: 'Yeah me and my Dad got a total Lockdown on that slut'
Guy 1: 'Awesome!'

by Skaboy360 May 26, 2009