stroke the lobster

"Stroking the lobster" is defined as the act of masturbating to finish after sex without allowing ones partner to climax. The act earned this name because it is really, really shellfish.

"Why is Laura so upset?"
"I hear dom said he'd rather stroke the lobster"

by Hunterabs June 7, 2014

Cooking Up Lobster Tails

Actually not a euphemism or metaphor for anything, some guys just fucking love lobster tails

This guy is homeless, but he loves cooking up lobster tails and eating olives straight from the jar

by thebigyeti March 14, 2021

Mom's lobster tail

Mom's fat cock. Huge massive shlong. Guinness world record holder for fattest cock.

Did you hear yao got to see mom's lobster tail? he said that shit was humungous

by dndndnlol June 30, 2021

Boiling the lobster

A sexual innuendo. Also could be interpreted as sticking your “member” inside a woman’s…and letting it marinade

“Ya bro, I had a few too many and ended up boiling the lobster with her”

by Knob Slopper November 17, 2021

Emptying the lobster crate

A group of men blowing their loads over a sunburnt English person.

Oh my god Jessica, Jolyne was emptying the lobster crate last night after a day at the beach. What a slut.

by Fidgetdoge01 October 3, 2021

Works at Red lobster

oh sad ppl who can never let go of dirty old baggage and cry to manipulate people.

Greg works at red lobster messed up with his coworker because he couldn’t stop talking about his ex and cries every time his coworker tells him he doesn’t want to see him anymore

by Redlobatersadboy May 12, 2022

Super Ad-splosion lobster double cheeseburger

when Ad uses a lobster to fill your ass, a cheeseburger up your vagina, and cums in your mouth

Lily: Damn, last night I got super Ad-splosion lobster double cheeseburgered!
Ad: Ad.

by Balze June 20, 2022