Greased Lightning

A form of suicide which consist of the victim dunking a fork in motor oil and then quickly inserting it into an electrical outlet.

Ma'am, we've examined the body. It appears that your son died from... Greased Lightning.

by Nordlord819 April 13, 2019

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grease that lightening

originating from the hit song "grease lightening", this is a phrase used when someone is about to score, typically said by an onlooker or friend.

ex: "awww Shane you gonna grease that lightening or what dude? cmon we need to get up to some munkay biznaz"

by MaryWash November 29, 2011

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Lighting them Up, Shitting them Out

The act of placing a lighter or other flammable device near ones anus. In the hope for an immense fireball when one farts, and instead soils there pants.

Bob: I heard this was "Lighting them Up, Shitting them out" was fun, you should try it!
Matt: What does that mean?
Bob: You will find out soon enough. It's really funny!
Matt: OK then. Let's give it a go.
Bob: Good Luck! (Bob steps back, Matt commences the act)
Bob: How was it?
Matt: I'm going to go take a shower, be back in a few hours... (Matt waddles slowly down the hallway)

by ChodyChodmar November 6, 2011

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snag lightening

An adjective to describe someone so extemely ugly that they appeared to have been struck by lightening.

Bob's girlfriend is snag lightening ugly!

When my wife wakes up in the morning, it looks like she snagged lightening.

by Marcus January 2, 2006

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to be struck by lightning

to have an enlightenment or an epiphany

president Barack obama needs to be struck by lightning and stop dithering when it comes to US Foreign Policy.

by Sexydimma March 8, 2015

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Lightnin'

only the coolest, most awesome person alive!!!! uh duh. nd one of the best outfielders i know, cept SOME ppl are too blind to realize it. nd last buh not least my best friend!

theres no examples.
no one can duplicate my best friend.
theres only one LIGHTNIN'!!!!

by Tward. LOL! April 18, 2008

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