lettuce jr

Can live forever and is very chaotic and prone to feeding off humans and animals. And is prone to violence

Hey look it’s lettuce jr
I heard lettuce jr commits arson

by Lettuce jr December 26, 2021

Lettuce lightning

🥬⚡️(Anti-proship) is the opposite of 🍖🌈/🌈🍖(proship)

“You have 🥬⚡️ In your bio, what does it mean?”
“Lettuce lightning means anti-ship you dumb bitch, it’s literally the opposite of rainbow meat, the proship symbol.”

by 🥬⚡️I hate proshippers btw⚡️🥬 March 19, 2022

Lettuce lightning

Lettuce lightning, typed in as 🥬⚡️ Is the official anti-proship symbol.

This is because it is the opposite of 🍖🌈/🌈🍖 which is the official proship symbol.

“Hey, you have lettuce lightning in your bio, what does that mean?”
“Dumbass bitch, read the definition above.”
“Oh.

by 🥬⚡️I hate proshippers btw⚡️🥬 March 19, 2022

lettuce

when you get caught watching porn by your grandmothers pet monkey

"man i just lettuce"

by Snuugle July 3, 2022

lettuce pile

a pile of anything but lettuce

Person 1: Hey bro you should clean up that lettuce pile
Person 2: What?

by GeeLuver September 12, 2022

Lettucey-Coldy

A way to properly describe the bullshit-ass burritos from bandit taco.

Fuck, that burrito from Bandit Taco was lettucey-coldy and was extremely bad!

by Putzy1204 October 5, 2022

Lettuce

A nickname for somebody who is good at a subject but doesn't think they are

The lettuce student kept on practicing even while he had the topic to perfection.

by MushroomOmnomnom October 14, 2022