Lamp Rubber

A slur used to describe a middle eastern person.

"You did 9/11 you God damned Lamp Rubber"
"You made my curry to spicy you Lamp Rubber

by Ananka Bazaar November 9, 2023

Lamping

The act of being in charge of turning off the light at bed time when in bed with your partner.

"I'm going to sleep now so you're in charge of the lamping"

by Sockofoogles January 19, 2024

Trucker lava lamp

The act of when you fill up a clear jug with urine and ejaculate into the container so it floats around like lava.

Hey driver I filled up my old milk jug with urine yesterday and was watching my favorite guy on guy porn video and had no towel too ejaculate on too so I did it into the jug and made a trucker lava lamp.

by FatherStevefaketrucker September 13, 2025

Lamp

A person acting like an idiot. Meaning someone who does not understand or have a clue.

Shut up you lamp

by steven159 May 25, 2024

Lamp

Instead of saying lmao say lamp. Because it’s a nice word and can also be used in som context as “laughing at my problems”.

Person: dude did u just fail ur test?
You: yeah LAMP
Person: what?
You: Laughing At My Problems

by Bees cream November 19, 2020

Hooker lamp

A lamp that can be turned on by capacitive touch on any of the lamp’s surface.

Hey, you go on a date with Tiffany?

Yeah man, she had a hooker lamp on her bedside table!

Sick bro!

by Fleeble_ June 16, 2024

lamp job

When you’ve “rubbed your girl the right way” (e.g. done something extra nice for her) and she tells you you can blow your next three loads anywhere you want.

It’s like a degenerate genie granting you three wishes.

Baby, that was so sweet of you! I’m gonna give you the best lamp job, just let me know where you want to put it.

by El Gato Fuerte February 22, 2019