An annoying cock sucker whom will back stab you by hooking up with your girlfriend and continue to hit her up. Ugly and blonde. Lots of charm but againUGLY. You may find a "luke" at a party STEER CLEAR!!!!! he will seduce you and you will find yourself in the back of his car beginning to regret all, yes all, life decisions. Short, and not lots of muscle. But funny:)
Did you hook up with luke last night??? (Bella)
Don't even go there bella i regret it a lot, but good in bed;) (Hailey)
Don't even go there bella i regret it a lot, but good in bed;) (Hailey)
by Lily Cooke July 8, 2017
Get the Lukemug. A troglodyte with no hairline. No body loves this sack of shit and he will most definitely die alone. imagine if the forever alone guy found love but the love was a dead fish and they had a baby that had seven legs and five eyes then it grew up and found love with a can of rotten sewage and that baby is what Luke looks like. the only reason anybody would care for his existence is to make fun of him.
by LukeHater(((((((()))))))))) May 2, 2019
Get the Lukemug. Proper soft twat, luke is a very soft pussy who has a very small peen dog, he has no whit or good sense of personality... Luke definition 2: selfish cunt, luke is cock stain who dosent do jack jiz for anyone else but himself
Person 1: that luke lad has a proper baby cock
Person 2: but but ... I think
Person 1: I don't give a donkeys breath what u think your a dillusional Dickhead and I hope you die
Person 2: walks off
Person 3: 'person 2 is in tears what did you say to him'
Person 1: I was telling him how luke was a heeping shite and smells like Dick fish and person 2 begged to differ so I cunted him in the gums
Person 1: that luke lad has a proper baby cock
Person 2: but but ... I think
Person 1: I don't give a donkeys breath what u think your a dillusional Dickhead and I hope you die
Person 2: walks off
Person 3: 'person 2 is in tears what did you say to him'
Person 1: I was telling him how luke was a heeping shite and smells like Dick fish and person 2 begged to differ so I cunted him in the gums
by AtLfc123 January 5, 2020
Get the Lukemug. Luke has the biggest dick ever. But he is also the biggest douche ever. He's the jock that everyone likes until he starts hitting on all the girls which turns him into a fuckboy that no one likes.
by Twittertweetcleats March 10, 2017
Get the lukemug. Person 1: "Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip? To get to the same side!"
Person 2: "Oh god that was so funny I was luking for hours..."
Person 2: "Oh god that was so funny I was luking for hours..."
by Shlukena February 24, 2017
Get the Lukingmug. Luke is a loveable and caring person. He is sweet, funny, cute, and weird. He is so amazing and perfect. He isnt really himself when you first meet him but after you start to know him he is everything you could ask for. Lukes are very supportive to people and are very understanding. His smile is so adorable and he is the funniest. He is always there for you when you need him and he goes out of his way to see you happy. He is happy to make you smile and laugh. He loves holding your hand and being with you and having his arms around you. Lukes love to give you soft kisses and make you feel like the most amazing person in the world. If you have a luke you are very lucky maybe even be the luckiest person. They make great friends and boyfriends.
by Scarlet.lane1 November 27, 2018
Get the Lukemug. Shittiest person you'll ever meet. They're both really dumb, and super bitchy, meaning that they think they know everything but when told they're wrong, get upset about it.
by Whoa1Whoa1Whoa April 17, 2020
Get the Lukemug.