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Lisa

Lisa is a woman who is extremely pungent, her smell leaks and reeks around the school yard and makes the girls all scream "oh Lala, is that Lisa or the garbage truck?" She is smart, awkward and fluent in three languages, (American, British and ASL.) Many people at school in her presence HAVE TO WATCH OUT, because of her wildly unhinged and erratic hand! (There has been many known knockouts.) Many say that she also excels in food tech, because she always smells of onions and eggs, because of how hard she works. In the end Lisa IS A GODDESS, not only because of her blinding light, but because of her power to permanently damage your sinuses.
Jim: Did you see Lisa the other day?
Katie: No, But I smelt her.
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Yolanda: Hey Lisa, because you're so fluent in so many languages; can you teach me ASL?
Lisa: *Hand Flaps*
by sillybilly1107 April 25, 2022
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Lisa Ann Peterson

Lisa Ann is a very sweet woman, a loving mom and grandma. She has a lot of wisdom to share to the young ones, She's absolutely a caring friend and she's into poetry! The world needs more Lisa Ann, 'cause goodness and peace will be spread if there are people like her.
Lisa Ann Peterson is beautiful as her poetry!
by takipsilim October 30, 2021
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Lisa collins thompson

A old lady who thinks she’s a cougar but she looks like she was trampled by 1200 cougars and plowed by an elephants Cock. Her vagina smells like fish and her sons dick after it was double dipped from her ass to her mouth to her ass to her vagina
Man I will never be a Lisa collins thompson
by Ohshit4real January 2, 2022
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Lisa

A teacher who every one hates
She's a lisa
by Rms 71 blackhawk June 26, 2024
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lisa frank orgasm

An orgasm so intense that the fireworks in my brain went from bright gold to a Lisa Frank vintage 1980’s rainbow unicorn Trapper Keeper cover!
Neal: Holy fuck, Amy, why’d you stop sucking my dick and started laughing hysterically?

Amy: (between sobs of laughter) Because I just had a Lisa Frank Orgasm. It was the rainbow Unicorn! Mid 1980’s.
by Oreosgirlfriend November 10, 2018
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Lisa

Has a huge boothy. Everyone loves lisa because her boothy is so big. She is a serieus but lovely person with a big boothy. And she goes to the gym to train her boothy. Boothy
Daryll: Omg you have a huge boothy

Lisa: i know
by Black vermes November 22, 2021
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found his lisa fast

To get ones woman fast
Damn, Josh found his Lisa fast
by pseudosu July 29, 2022
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