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Chode lick

Hunter is my main Chode Lick man
by PTruvs September 18, 2009
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Blue Lick

In the Boston metropolitan region, many commuters ride the MBTA commuter rail. These trains often have a single bathroom stall, in which a bowl resides over a tank filled with a fetid blue fluid that is presumably designed to mask the stench of it's content. One may often look down and see a mixture of blue liquid with turds, toilet paper wads and used tampons floating around. Should one be unfortunate enough to have to use this facility, the user must beware. Because the bowl is positioned at least 3 feet from the surface of this toxic soup, splash back is inevitable. Toilet water is bad enough, but having your ass splashed by the blue stuff is referred to as the "Blue Lick". May also be encountered in portapotty's.
Tom: Man I gotta take a shit so bad I'm gonna go in my pants.

Fred: You might want to just go in your pants...

Tom: Fuckit I'm using the bathroom.

Fred: Good luck.

Tom waddles back with a disgusted look on his face.

Fred: What's wrong?

Tom: I got the blue lick! And there was no toilet paper! It's soaking through my underwear!
by Dyssolve January 5, 2013
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full lick

the act of licking from the asshole to the pussy
by user52314552 November 20, 2017
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Licked and Dicked

Lori can't wait to get licked and dicked tonight, so she's on the prowl!!!
by Jillina March 23, 2013
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Devious Lick

A devious lick is a trend that started on TikTok, when people steal items from their schools.
It has caused many expulsions at various schools across Europe and USA.
Person 1: "I'm about to hit an absolutely devious lick."
Person 2: " Bro, don't do it, you will get caught."
Person 1: "Don't worry bro, I just need to record it for a TikTok."
by Twerkulator September 20, 2021
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lick-spittle

a word used by Mr Burns toward Smithers in the Simpsons,a subordinate with little credibility if any,a puppet on a string
Monty Burns; Youre nothing more than my lick-spittle Smithers,youre word is worthless you lickspittle,watch me make this lick-spittle dance like a puppet
by MasterSofTrancE April 9, 2006
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Potty-licks

A form of politics, where which some or most of the politicians are having a debate and talking shit, hence giving the impression that they have licked a baby's potty clean prior to the debate.
Friend 1: My uncle's an MP - did you see him debating in Parliament earlier, it was on TV?

Friend 2: No, I had no idea your uncle meddled in potty-licks.
by ooky17 October 13, 2011
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