Kevin

A guy that always has girls around him. No matter where he is they are with him. He is the guy to be.

Guy1: Dude you look like such a Kevin right now with all them girls.

Guy2: I know man I feel like I'm a Kevin.

by Jjbars February 13, 2014

dirty kevin

the act of being tea-bagged by a group of blind, unshowered black men.

a dirty kevin is like a shitload of foul smelling bats flying into your face.

by cockpit August 7, 2008

kevin zhang

boi

boi its kevin zhang

by kkkksadas November 28, 2016

Kevin

Kevin's an overweight accountant who constantly just thinks about food and sex. he's seen with a jar of M&M's on his desk, too. he's chill with everyone but that short bitchy girl, Angela.

Kevin shouldn't have dropped that chilli

by Ye Niu August 13, 2020

kevin

someone who has probably porked your mom

Dude,that kevin is all over your mom

by jogabonito106 February 22, 2008

kevin rudd

The biggest douchebag ever to become Prime Minister of Australia.

He is a strong advocate of communism, censorship and homosexuals.

He pushes through legislation under the premise of 'Think of the children'.

A bad egg overall.

User 1: HOLY CRAP WTF OMGZOR THEY ARE FILTERING OUR INTERNET AND MAKING IT 83% SLOWER?!

User 2: Yep, you can thank Kevin Rudd for that.

by Liberal4Life December 23, 2008

Kevin

A Kevin will be the most amazing person you will ever meet. Treasure him but don't pressure it. He has the most beautiful eyes and best personality. Funny,sweet, and caring but he also hides dark secrets that he might share with his closest friends. He is unforgettably cute and sweet. He will make you laugh and you gotta love him! He will be a great boyfriend! If you have a Kevin in your life, don't ever let him go and keep on loving that bitch!

boy:yo Kevin what's up
Girl: hi Kevin

Girl: will you be my boyfriend Kevin
Boy: Kevin what do you have for lunch
Teacher:Kevin what's the answer to this problem

by HeyBitch135 November 23, 2018