by kirbroskie October 28, 2023
Get the johnnie guilbertmug. by Rionox February 8, 2023
Get the Long Johnnymug. A nickname given to any Police Officer who walks a beat and appears to be walking gingerly as if he has two loaves of bread under his feet. Also takes forever to get from point a to point b.
by Denzel wendell March 6, 2019
Get the Johnny Loavesmug. “Oh boy, how I love a good Ethiopian Johnny in the morning!”
“Dude, I can the smell that that chick got an Ethiopian Johnny last night from here!”
“Dude, I can the smell that that chick got an Ethiopian Johnny last night from here!”
by Butter_Mage January 26, 2023
Get the Ethiopian Johnnymug. A more defined approach to eating women. Going on a scale from 1 to 4.
1 being - I wouldn’t hit that
2 being - I wouldn’t hit but I could understand why someone would
3 being - I would hit but I could understand why someone wouldn’t
and 4 being - Anyone would hit that
1 being - I wouldn’t hit that
2 being - I wouldn’t hit but I could understand why someone would
3 being - I would hit but I could understand why someone wouldn’t
and 4 being - Anyone would hit that
by spencer.oc October 10, 2017
Get the The Johnny Scalemug. Average baseball player at best who is usually a liability to his team but then miraculously hits the home run of his life to win a playoff series thus ruining everything about baseball. This is a common occurrence in baseball and it often ruins the better team from winning the playoff series. Johnny Gomes will never have to buy a beer in the city of Boston for the rest of his life.
Idiot Friend: Puig just hit a 3 run homer to beat the Brewers in game 7
Me: Fuck that pitcher for letting him Johnny Gomes his team. What a loser.
Me: Fuck that pitcher for letting him Johnny Gomes his team. What a loser.
by TheUndisputedTruth October 21, 2018
Get the Johnny Gomesmug. That guy’s become a total Johnny Bravo figure in my life! I see him everywhere but we’ve never spoken
by Almostfriday May 12, 2022
Get the Johnny Bravomug.