Amazing guy strong he may be short bit he is hot. He is the most buetiful person to walk the earth once he finds a girl named victoria and or vik they wont talk bit the very next time u see them together dont try and pull anything. Impossible to break em up. Once they start hitting sexually the relashonship will blossom.
John's amazing.
by Hduduso November 28, 2016
Get the Johnmug. John another word for micro penis
by sdfsdfssdcffdefdc\sdgdh January 31, 2020
Get the JOHNmug. a teenager that usually never takes showers(smells like shit), acts like a Mexican, and usual if lucky has a girlfriend that has no ass,and has a micro penis
by John Schlegel February 26, 2015
Get the Johnmug. A person who would take your life away to make themselves happy. Take all your friends and have you look like the bad person. Also a back stabbing bitch. Also very sarcastic.
by You already know bitches May 14, 2017
Get the johnelysmug. 
John is an athlete man who loves to fuck around about not being a virgin but little does he knows he is a virgin. He’s really big and buff. He’s loves to jokes around but sometimes his jokes can be harsh. He’s tan and has brown eyes. Hes annoying too. John is a player.
by Joey666cumface May 1, 2018
Get the Johnmug. John needs care and attention (who doesnt). I'm sorry that i don't seem to give enough sometimes. He is always in my thoughts and i wish i could be there to show him what he means to me.
"John, open my skull and you'll see
theres not much happening but you and me. 🤫"
"Thats sad, Jane. There should be happening more, don't you think?"
"Yes, but the rest makes more sense when you're with me."
theres not much happening but you and me. 🤫"
"Thats sad, Jane. There should be happening more, don't you think?"
"Yes, but the rest makes more sense when you're with me."
by Krkič June 2, 2019
Get the Johnmug.