When jews go balls out and whack a chick in the eyes with their nutsacks until she agrees to shut the fuck up.. then argue over how to get into the club with which discount pass and who is paying.
Dude...I am so sick of the bitch whining about her birthday dinner, lets fuckin jewish pillow fight this hairyass cunt and then figure out who pays tonight.
by crackylacky October 18, 2013
Get the jewish pillow fight mug.When someone purchases something in order to use it for 1-2 days, then returns it, only to purchase a newer model/version in 3-6 months to use and return again; thus essentially using the item and future upgrades for free.
You know that tent I bought last weekend? I returned it today, and I'm buying a newer model next time I go camping and returning it again.
Oy vey what a Jewish lease!
Oy vey what a Jewish lease!
by XxMassiveSavingsxX November 14, 2015
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A man of the Jewish Religion who likes to enockulate or spackle his load of semem over a single turtle or a group of turtles in the wild;
a: Can also be done in a group setting with multiple Jews and a single or lone turtle
a: Can also be done in a group setting with multiple Jews and a single or lone turtle
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