Jesus of Suburbia

The son of rage and love

Billie Joe Armstrong: I’m the son of rage band love. The Jesus of Suburbia. The bible of none of the above on a steady diet of Soda Pop and Ritalin. No one ever died for my sins in hell as far as I can tell. At least the ones that I got away with.

by Dray’s Dictionary September 24, 2020

Jesus Christ on a Crystal Meth Binge!

Phrase used for conveying sudden and extreme frustration.

Johnny: Anyway, how’s your sex life?
Mark: Jesus Christ on a Crystal Meth Binge! Who ask’s that?

by Help525600 October 18, 2020

Jesus on a fucking boat

Your a weird emo kid who has low self esteem

Oh god Jeff Jesus on a fucking boat it’s a furry

by Hdx January 31, 2022

jesus on a fucking boat

A cringy ass “catchphrase” that doesn’t even make sense. You probably made it up to be quirky or have a special catchphrase nobody else has except it backfired and now you sound like a dumbass

Weird kid: Jesus on a fucking boat!!
Everyone else: Wtf did he just say…

by icecoldtoes July 25, 2022

Pure Jesus

When something is extremly awesome.(Picture it as a can of some liquid.)

Tom: How was that concert last night? Did it rock?
Nick: Man, It was Pure Jesus!!

by Jack Of Hearts!! April 1, 2009

Colonel Jessup

The blowjob a man receives from his female boss.

"There is nothing on this earth sexier, believe me, gentlemen, than a woman you have to salute in the morning. Promote 'em all, I say, 'cause this is true: if you haven't gotten a blowjob from a superior officer, well, you're just letting the best in life pass you by." - Colonel Nathan R. Jessup. A Few Good Men.

P: J, I need you to stay late this evening.
J: Is the budget due tomorrow?
P: Yes, and if we get everything knocked out quickly, we'll wrap things up with a Colonel Jessup.

Mike did not want to admit to his co-workers, nor his wife that sometimes his business trips included a night cap and a Colonel Jessup.

by HolsingerTX September 6, 2014

Porn Jesus

A term used to define a well hung dark-haired male with a beard and long hair.

Damn, have you seen that porn Jesus over there? He's hot!!

by Ruby-Slippers July 25, 2016