This term is in fact used to describe a non-existant condom. It is meant to insult really dumb-ass girls who would believe that a guy actually has created this invisible condom which will prevent her from becoming the slut who got preggo (pregnant) in high school. ATTENTION: the invisible condom does not exist and can not stop the load!
by See Why Dub November 21, 2006
Get the invisible condom mug.Vladolf Putler/Vladimir Putin's biggest oopsie-woopsie-fucky-wucky in history. Virgin Putler is getting ROFLStomped by Chad Zelensky. Russia has lost over 200,000 men, dozens of thousands of vehicles, thousands of their soldiers are deserting, surrendering, and committing mutinies, his allies are abandoning him to the point that he's begging KIM JONG UN for help... The guy really has let himself go. This is after the 600th day of a 3 day war. Russia really had no idea what they got themselves into. They lost their flagship Moskva, they lost a submarine, a landing ship, the security of their precious Sevastopol port, and their Kinzhal Hypersonic Wünderwaffe missile shot down, having Ukrainian farmers stealing their tanks... Russia is pathetic. Only losers suck Z dick.
Meanwhile, Russia has blown up thousands of schools, dozens of supermarkets, office buildings, churches and other civilian buildings INTENTIONALLY, abducted and brainwashed Ukrainian children, blown up dams to flood entire towns, mined nuclear reactors, and basically committed a war crime for every other femtosecond they continue to exist.
Just root for Ukraine to finally smash Putin's skull against the hard curb of victory.
SLAVA UKRAINI!
Meanwhile, Russia has blown up thousands of schools, dozens of supermarkets, office buildings, churches and other civilian buildings INTENTIONALLY, abducted and brainwashed Ukrainian children, blown up dams to flood entire towns, mined nuclear reactors, and basically committed a war crime for every other femtosecond they continue to exist.
Just root for Ukraine to finally smash Putin's skull against the hard curb of victory.
SLAVA UKRAINI!
Bob: Can you think of a bigger failure than the Battle of the Bulge for the opposing side?
Alice: The Russian Invasion of Ukraine?
Bob: ...Yeah, that's unquestionably true, there are no bigger failures going on in the world right now.
Alice: The Russian Invasion of Ukraine?
Bob: ...Yeah, that's unquestionably true, there are no bigger failures going on in the world right now.
by Grabacr September 20, 2023
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phrase one uses when trying to sound cool when you're actually just too poor to even afford a piece of shit car like yours
First guy: Wow, this is a piece of shit
Second guy: Yeah well where's your car
First guy: It's an invisible car. Yeah, I'm just that rad.
Second guy: Dude, did you ride a fucking bike here?
Second guy: Yeah well where's your car
First guy: It's an invisible car. Yeah, I'm just that rad.
Second guy: Dude, did you ride a fucking bike here?
by Squidly09 June 9, 2008
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dude 2-I'm feeling kinda indise about it, I'll let you know later.
dude 2-I'm feeling kinda indise about it, I'll let you know later.
by I'm the Princess June 19, 2008
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Get the invisibitch mug.Evan: "Emily, here comes a japanese beatle invasion!"
Emily: "Oh shucks, looks like I have to hide in my underwear drawer again."
Emily: "Oh shucks, looks like I have to hide in my underwear drawer again."
by Evan February 20, 2005
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