Mother of Invention

A woman with trust issues so intent on proving her spouse is cheating when they are not, they make constant accusations about them and other women, so eventually they drive their spouse into the arms of someone else

"Aye mate, that's me single, She was the Instrument of her own downfall. Accused me of having sex with all sorts when I wasn't. So what did I do to the Mother of Invention? I went Baw Deep in her sister and left."

by Jabbamac December 8, 2018

cya later dick invader

cya later dick invader is a word you use when you say goodbye

cya later dick invader, ima go home now

by da_real_laslas October 7, 2019

Tyrone The Inventor

Indian Tyler The Creator

Tyrone The Inventor

Botmen text

by 👁️👃👁️👉 April 8, 2020

Did Ben Franklin invent beanie baby’s?

No, you probably heard this on the radio

Hey did Ben Franklin invent beanie baby’s?
NO IDIOT

by Hawdndidueu April 17, 2021

Morse Code Was Invented For Individuals Who Want Participations Trophies Alongside The Five W's And 1 H's

Morse Code Was Invented For Individuals Who Want Participations Trophies Alongside The Five W's And 1 H's

Morse Code Was Invented For Individuals Who Want Participations Trophies Alongside The Five W's And 1 H's

by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 6, 2025

Two-part invention

1. (music) A short contrapuntal composition for two voices, typically by J.S. Bach.
2. (slang) The act of taking an enormous dump, then returning 10 minutes later to complete the mission.

• “Bach wrote 15 famous two-part inventions.”
• “Sorry I’m late, I had to perform a two-part invention.”

by bentrd August 16, 2025

inability to be an inventor

When you accidentally invent something that another person has previously invented, e.g. parodical SGM powdered milk carton design with the image of Mad Dog (the character starring Yayan Ruhian from the 2014 Indonesian movie "The Raid")

I thought I came up with a genius idea for an SGM powdered milk carton with a cool design, but turns out it was done by another person a while back — guess that's my inability to be an inventor!

by Emotional Cruiser October 2, 2025