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instaglamour

People who use the smoke screen of Instagram and other social media sites, to maintain a glamourous appearance and lifestyle that ordinarily wouldn't be possible for them in real life.

Have you seen Chelsea's instragam lately? She's flown around the world 3 times in less than a week! Her Instaglamour game is on point! #jetlife

by toppun January 29, 2016

instagaga

Bitches who only look fine on the gram.

James: Dammn bro, check out this chick!
Kevin: Nah B, don't fall for that shit. She's an "instagaga"

by Lal Punjabi February 1, 2018

Instagamous

Like being monogamous but only on Instagram. You can only like each other’s pics.

Tip: instagamous, no kids?

Kim: sure.

Tip: do you like sponge bob?

by Kim_stigram March 3, 2018

instagrazing

The act of aimlessly scrolling and clicking on Instagram for way too long, as though something useful, productive or revelatory could ever come of it.

Phone grazing.

- Hey man, what have you been doing?
- Oh, nothing really, just instagrazing.

by Stivchik April 25, 2019

Instaglam

The process of curating one’s instagram page for the purpose of gaining clout, friends, etc. Involves an obsessive-compulsive need to delete posts which do not fit one’s brand and to maintain a followers:following ratio of greater than 1:1.

“Hold on, I’ve got 446 followers and am following 447. Gotta work on my instaglam”

by gmonkey01 July 9, 2020

instagrandstanding

It’s like you just drunkenly post whatever is in your Spotify speed and then the next day you wake up and everybody is like “holy shit! i thought you were trying to get my attention with that song”.

Dude I was totally Instagrandstanding that customer at work earlier.

Holy shit! I just did my first Instagrandstand!

-skateboarder

by InstagramStan October 20, 2020