Internet

An alibi

Because of the internet, everynight before bed, I hear a little girl's cry.

by Roastmasters May 17, 2009

internet sex

Where 2 people masturbate while talking in a call over the internet.

I had really good internet sex with my girlfriend last night

by jon_99 October 3, 2013

Internet

A vast network of data that is

40% pornography

30% cat pictures

19% creeps

10% advertisements

10% the word "gay"

1% relevant information

All of which is spied on by the NSA

People keep saying that we should go back to the "Glory days" of the 1950's. But we can't; now we have the internet.

by Name removed by the NSA November 15, 2013

Broke the Internet

An overly exaggerated way of saying 'you've done well' - as if to say that the internet is the most valuable thing ever. Used by the same types that say 'bro' - and 'literally' too much

like, duuuude.... you broke the internet with that prank...'

by tom healey August 29, 2016

Internet Hater

A person who often spreads their hate for a person, place, thing, movie, book, tv show, etc. on the internet. The are usually bored or just very negative or emo.

Note* Not to be confused as a person who hates the internet.

Random Post on Blog: That Britney Spears is so retarded and talentless!!
Person commenting on post: Stop being an internet hater!!!

by that's good October 22, 2009

internetroduce

when you introduce yourself through the int3rw3bz

I haven't met Melissa in person...i've only internetroduced myself on facebook.

by supagg21 July 11, 2011

Internet

Porn.

When in need of a little entertainment, I go to my laptop and get on the internet.

by #AlexFromTarget November 9, 2014