Im bleedin

What you say when someone asks you if you have bit your lip (meaning to smoke marijuana) and you have recently

Dude: Have you bit your lip today you seem out of it.

Dude2: Im Bleedin man

by Im not sure maybe Drew June 22, 2010

Im Thinking About Shit Later

An excuse to give to your friends when your so faded you fall asleep sitting up.

Austin (while filming): tyler are you sleeping?
Tyler (wakes up): What man? Im thinking about shit later.

by Tyler, Austin, Kenny, Max November 15, 2007

IM Hairlip

When one constantly incorrectly spells words when communicating through an instant messenger.

Person 1: You sould go to teh paryt tonight.

Person 2: Well, I would if I didn't have to decipher your goddamn IM Hairlip.

by poopface95 December 26, 2005

im sleep

bragging about or speaking nonsense

Floyd says: "Im a better Halo player than you.
Michael says: "WHAT?!?...B@#ch, Im sleep."

by Floyd Gray & Michael Francis February 18, 2004

im crey

Used as a shortened of "I'm crying," popularized by tumblr users. Never used as feeling of sadness, but shocked hilarity. Induced by something funny as a whole.

person one: the use of bpd is best with..
person one: whoops i mean bcp, what the hell is bpd??
person two: birth penal detention?
person one: im crey
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person one: my dad just texted me saying "I want to sex Mila Kunis up"
person two: im crey

by naurn July 29, 2012

IM TRIGGERED

Simply what it says lol.

DONT TALK TO ME IM TRIGGERED RIGHT NOW!!!

by DeezNuts.EXE September 7, 2016

Im fine

When someone says they are fine, most commonly females, it only means one thing: that everything is absolutely not fine. Don't trust them..

Bf: How are you <333
Gf: Im fine <3
Bf: Thats good
Gf: I JUST THINK ITS FUNNY HOW...
Bf inside: imma kms

by YodelingWalmartKid May 27, 2018