I'm sobbing

A word the majority of people on tiktok use, means you're laughing to the point of crying.

Minnie : Yo! Have you seen this tiktok?!
Mickey : LMAO, I'M SOBBING.

by FlamingoFeed May 12, 2021

I'm Cunning

A finishing move for sex whereby you yell "I'm Cunning!" Instead of "I'm cumming!" tricking the partner to believing you're about to climax. Right before you do, pull out and ejaculate on their knee and give them a sly wink.

I screamed I'm Cunning last night and quickly pulled out and ejaculated all over Sarah's knees last night.

by Yüng $pïçë April 14, 2019

I'm Fine

what you say everyday just so you can hide the fact that you aint

How are you? "I'm Fine"

by Wolfanimelover25 September 11, 2018

I'm chargin'

Whenever asked or made fun of for your dry spell, rebut with "Hey man, I'm chargin'"

Etymology: McGill, Montreal, Canada. As a defense to a charge by two roommates about of a lack of virility/action.

Guy 1: "Dude, you haven't gotten laid in months, bro."
Guy 2: "Whatever man,I'm chargin'"
Guy 1: "snap."

by mrawesometheawesome April 3, 2010

I'm with stupid

Something you often wear on your T-shirt when next to a sibling in a family photo.

Dad: Son, why does your shirt say "I'm with stupid"?
Son: Because I am with my brother!
Dad: You're adopted

by SomeIdiot0nTheWeb May 5, 2022

I'm moby

I way to say that you have a huge dick.

Because Moby Dick was a whale and whales are huge and so is your dick.

Do you have a big dick?
I'm moby.

by judge dredd7 November 14, 2012

I'm shat

Better way of saying "I'm pooped."

Shat, normally the past tense of shit, may also be used in this way as an adjective to describe a general state of tiredness or being wasted.

Man, today was such a long day, I'm shat.

Track practice all week has got me feeling shat.

Yo, I saw you at the party, you looked straight shat!

by bpnalee June 27, 2017