left-handed football bat

Someone or something rather odd or f'd up you might say. A person who ate a few too many retard sandwiches.

My drill instructor was sure a left-handed football bat.

by Jebus January 27, 2005

Two-Handed Zamboni

Verb. A sex position where the female goes into a bridge position while the male enters her vaginally in a standing position. He may have to bend his knees slightly to achieve this and should support her lower back with both his hands

The name was first introduced on the sitcom How I Met Your Mother.

They did the two-handed zamboni last night

by sex canada May 17, 2009

oh shit handle

the handle that is attached to the interior of most cars above the window of the passenger seat. when riding with a dumbass driver, or haulin' ass through or around rush hour traffic, the oh shit handle becomes very convenient for whoever's riding shotgun.

oh shit handles should be used with a little caution, as one's hands could become one with the oh shit handle, and as unfortunate and unlikely as it seems you must first have your dick welded to a rock to have it removed.

by Black Button September 30, 2008

jug handle

The need to make one large curving right in order to make a left. The road branches and loops around onto itself, thus crossing the intersection straight instead of making a left.

Alright, go up route 35 north and take the first jug handle on the left after Red Bank. That should bring you to Oak Hill.

by mei0023 April 6, 2005

Baggage Handler

Someone who loves to be Tea Bagged.

Ben got a job at the San Francisco airport as a "Baggage Handler" & won employee of the year for never losing anyones skin baggage

by Doyle March 7, 2004

Handle Bars

slang term for the prescription drug Xanax. They are the 2mg tablets. Slow u down.

we can pop some handle bars and get relaxed and calm.

by Jhod December 23, 2007

left handed web sites

n. See left handed website. The source of all pr0n on the internet.

by b0ng April 3, 2003