haemogoblin

A woman that sucks the life out of any man she encounters. A song was written about this by UK Hardcore band Chronographs

Holy shit dude! That girl is such a haemogoblin, stay away!

by jonisonfire April 27, 2009

hamhoomis

the best last name in the whole world

the best last name in the whole world is hamhoomis.

by Jonathan niger November 23, 2010

Hamma

Another term for a morbidly obese and/or drunk Gamma.

Bob: Hey Jim, did you hear about the Hamma at the stroll competition?

Jim: No

Bob: She strolled so hard that she brought down the house.... Literally!!!

by Bob4838?472 December 4, 2013

Hammogram

An uncomfortable medical procedure performed by using a small, hairless rodent. For men, a hammogram is completed by sending hampsters with little forehead lights deep into the rectum to search for prostate and/or colon cancer. For women, a hammogram is used to test for precancerous cells in the breast tissue. The hamsters used in this procedure generally come with one dollar bills, expensive cuban cigars and single malt whiskey.

Hawkins: I'm never going to a proctologist; that's just scary.
Jen: I've heard they aren't that bad. Nathan had a hammogram last week, and he only crapped fur for two days!

by Ellbee December 9, 2008

banana hammock

An athletic supporter. A jock strap.

Very common since at least the 1950s.

What are you giving your husband for his birthday Jane?

I thought I'd get him a new banana hammock, Mavis.

by Tuna Wanda January 12, 2007

hameo

When someone overacts during a cameo.

First used during a blogtv session with Michael Buckley.

Did you see Fred's hameo in that WhatTheBuck video?

by ThoughtfulOrange June 7, 2009

hammock

the hairs in a male's (hopefully not female's)asshole/crack that create a "hammock" like shape, home of the dingleberries

I just had a poop 30 minutes ago and I couldn't successfully wipe so now the dingleberries are caked and lodged in my hammock!

by thecuzs October 10, 2008