A Harley

When you slap a girls ass so hard that a hand print is left and cannot sit for a few days.

Guy 1: I just gave my girlfriend a harley!
Guy 2: Really? What did she do?
Guy 1: She cried then broke up with me in a text.

by dmoney242242 February 22, 2012

HOOLEY

one of the HOMIES ... the fellas...

whats good for tonite? nuthin much imma prolly be wit the HOOLEYS if anything

by @B_E_Z_O November 23, 2011

Horney

You spelt it wrong you dumb fuck. It's horny. Why don't u get a life and not worry about that.

No just no its not horney. Dumb ass

by Lia thomas May 26, 2018

[Hurley] is gay

A fake spoiler, said to confuse and tease someone that hasn't yet seen the film/tv show in question, the name coming from the character in the Lost franchise, and being by nature a ludicrous statement.

"you seen Seven Pounds yet..?"
"No, Don't tell me what happens"
"OK, but Hurley is gay"

by Mumbles274 January 30, 2009

harley guy

The gender opposite of Horse Girl. Generally adults, though this ailment has been known to effect young males under the age of 18. Known to wear exclusively leather vests in the summer, various large skull rings, brightly colored bandannas folded across their foreheads. They generally have no affiliation to a motorcycle club, nor association with shaving. They like to talk loud and close to your face. Harley Guys "enjoy" riding Harley's, though no one truly enjoys their balls being beaten to death, their hearing impaired, or bugs in their teeth. Feeling the "hog" between their legs reminds them of their first fat chick. Afraid of Sturgis, SD.

"Oh, the suns out! Imma gunna take the hog out this weekend, you've gotta hear my new pipes bro!" -Harley guy

" Wow! Look at how dumb that Harley guys over there looks. He should be riding a horse, and saving gas." -Horse Girl

by JSFBCo July 24, 2016

harley

The faggiest fag bike cant go 40 miles with out breaking down

Wow did you see that kid on a bike smoke that harley

by truth girl July 16, 2016

harley

funny
cute
annoying
menacing
has the look of honesty when nessacary
loves paw patrol
his pumps out of rear end stink
cuter than anything
loves pepper pig
loves taking selfies

Harley is very funny,shows his inside,cute,annoying,menacing ,a look of honesty if nesssarily needed ,loves paw patrol,wind out of rear end stinks,cuter than anything ,loves hugs,cries when hasn't got own way and just love s playing with toys.

by dingdanglydongs#21 November 25, 2017