If you're homeless, just buy a house

Something to say back to people when they give completely useless advice.

Jim: "Man I'm having so much trouble figuring out the proper technique to install my dishwasher."
Colin: "Just install it, easy as that."
Jim: "Oh cool, so if you're homeless, just buy a house. Easy, problem solved. Duh."

by suburban__dictionary January 2, 2023

Smells Like Homeless Fart

Used when something is extremely cool or really good and great.

Damn that’s a nice jacket bro !! It smells like homeless fart !

That movie we watched last night smells like homeless fart , it was extremely good bro.

by anonymous April 22, 2023

Ed Sheeran Homeless

When you aren't really homeless , you just live on the street as part of your gig. You could hypothetically live on some elses couch- because you have plenty of friends who support you - but instead you choose to sleep on a park bench in the middle of London.

My friend claims he wasn't really homeless before he made it as a singer - he could have went and lived at his moms house and ate Spaghettios, and then have her tuck him into bed and sing a lullaby. But he chose to be Ed Sheeran Homeless and live on the street. That's how he became rich.

by FunTdrip October 2, 2023

Christian aitkens gay for Homeless

Christian aitkens likes to let druggy homeless men fuck him under bridges, he's always walking around looking to let one have his way

Oh look it's Christian aitkens gay for homeless

getting railed under the bridge by that dirty bum

by Arthursgirlboy February 9, 2024

Christian aitkens homeless bttm

Christian aitkens homeless bttm. A guy who got caught under a bridge bent over by a dirty old homeless man

Christian aitkens homeless bttm let's homeless man do him outside

by Wpg dude May 28, 2024

Huge news for the homeless population

Generally good information for anyone but specifically for people who are homeless.

“Did you hear the liquor store is now taking food stamps?”
“Huge news for the homeless population.”

by John Slang June 28, 2025

my mom is kinda homeless

A phrase said by someone named Acey to IShowSpeed in a voice call on some 2021 Fortnite stream, which threw Speed off, and held in his laughter. This is heavily memed on as I write this, but some kid in 2034 will find this and act nostalgic for this definition despite being born after it was made.

"Please, Speed, I need this!"
Speed ignores.
"My mom is kinda homeless."
Speed starts to hold in laughter.
"I live with my dad, I'm tryna help her out..."
"Speed, I'm watching your stream. Why you trying not to laugh, bruh?"

by Anonymousway December 11, 2025