Hoodie

The most useful thing on earth

Person 1:Do you have a coat I can borrow ?
Person 2:Why would you want a coat when I have a hoodie?

by TheHoodieGod April 18, 2018

Meat Hoodie

Another name for foreskin.

He had a meat hoodie so I guess he isn't really Jewish.

by Badbrad September 24, 2016

Woody hoody

Using a leaf in place of a condom.

My girlfriend asked me if I had protection, so I grabbed the nearest woody hoody I could reach off of the tree.

by Beaks86 February 26, 2017

hoodie swap

swap hoodies with anyone till Halloween, starting oct 4!!

adam: hey its oct 4 we have to so a hoodie swap till Halloween

aylssa: sure!

by alexxx_<3 October 1, 2021

adidas hoodie

An immobile piece of cloth that comes in different styles and sizes, it goes the same speed as you when you run with it and it is produced by the brand of adidas

Nice adidas hoodie!

by DDeez nuts 888 January 20, 2023

National Give Your Girl Best Friend A Hoodie Day

April 4th is national give your girl bestie a hoodie day. show your bestie you appreciate her. give her a hoodie.

Girl Bestie: “Hey it’s National Give Your Girl Best Friend A Hoodie Day”
Boy Bestie: “So?”
Girl Bestie: “Can I wear your hoodie please?”
Boy Bestie: “ig”

by thatgurlkayyyy April 3, 2022

National take your bestfriend's hoodie day

Whether it's your guy bestfriend, boyfriend, or just your best friend, now is the time you can get away with stealing their hoodie. September 27th is the perfect day to take that hoodie they are always wearing and try it for yourself to see what's so special about it. But be careful! They just might take yours!!

Guy bsf: Hey! Where did my hoodie go?
Girl bsf/you: It's National take your bestfriend's hoodie day!

Guy bsf: Oh. Well I guess that means I can take yours then!

by Ineedtherapy:).org September 21, 2021