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hip hop

a shit type of music and lifestyle choice that has no place in the New World, something only chavs and wannabe wiggers listen to
Man: That hip-hop is shit, play something with a bit of fucking talent.
Hip hop fanatic: *lost for words that someone has stood up to him/her*
by Metal Master September 30, 2005
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hip hop hippie

a person that listens to older hip hop music and constantly talks about it like it its the best music EVER!!!
"hip hop hippies" are in luve with de la soul, tribe called quest, public enemy, jay z , wu tang , etc......
"hip hop hippies" refer to their prefered hip hop as "real" and " the bomb" or "da bomb". Modern hip hop is frowned upon and called "shitty" or "with out soul"
1- yo dawg what ya lisnnin to??
2- s'up , i'm lisnnin to Grand Master Flash!!!
1-you are such a "hip hop hippie" dawg!
2- watch yer mouth or i'll pop a cap in yer bum.
1- chill out

2- no you chill out
1-i'm outta here
2- i second that motion
by milenkovitch October 6, 2010
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hip hop

The second poxiest kind of "music" on the planet, rap being the number one all-time shitest. I won't even go into why; just listen to some and feel your IQ decrease and your brains slop out from your ears. You may want to wear a cap sideways after the experience and that also makes you like a nob.

Pure talentless drivel. If someone said I should listen to some I'd rather, and I quote, "stick my wedding tackle in a lions mouth while whipping it's love spuds with a wet towel".
Guy 1: What's that sound?
Guy 2: Hip hop
Guy 1: Shit innit?
Guy 2: Yes
by flatster October 9, 2006
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hip hop

A genre of "music" which exists due to its popularity with unintelligent people due to its status and not due to actual musical merit, of which it is usually totally devoid.
"Oi this new 50 cent tune is bare weighty innit"
"Um, no - 50 cent is big phony with zero musical talent and most, if not all, hip hop is unlistenable rubbish"
"Oi shut your chat or I will tax your phone mate. Whoops I got to go back to my council flat to eat my dinner of chips and ketchup"
by victor stone January 8, 2006
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hip-hop

A set of attitudes and behaviors originating in the stark, deprived inner-city ghettos and inexplicably adopted by middle-class suburban teens. Hip-hop represents resourcefulness and ingenuity in the face of unspeakable material and intellectual poverty:
1. Graffiti: Can't afford real art supplies? Spray paint someone else's property! Dat shit be da bomb!
2. Break dancing: Can't afford a place to dance? Flatten a cardboard box and flop around on the sidewalk! Dem pedestrians be laughing wit you, not at you homie!
3. Rapping/Mcing: Can't afford a musical instrument or too lazy to learn how play? Shout some rapid-fire rhymes. Extra points awarded for butchering the english language. Yo yo dem badass rhymes gots da Man afeard of da revolution!
4. DJing: Can't afford to put together a band or too lazy to write your own music? Find someone else's work on vinyl and move it back and forth on a fancy turntable. Dat skritch-skratch be musical genius!

Your hip-hop credibility will be enhanced by rejecting the strides made in your behalf by the civil rights movement. Don't apply for scholarships; drop out of school. Fail to learn proper English, thereby ensuring that you'll never qualify for a decent job. Try never to read any books. Reject any activity that requires hard work or discipline.

Show the world you're a hip-hopper by wearing garish, impractical, cheap-knock-off clothing and jewelry that mimics rap stars and basketball players. Make sure you look like a complete fool when you're out in general society.

Finally, don't bother to learn about anything the world has to offer outside your neighborhood. Dat shit all be plastic, an you gots ta keep it real!
Le'Rhonda don't need no education. She don't need no job. She be keepin it real. Hip-hop be her life.
by Alan Keyes August 18, 2004
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Hiphopster

A person who wears premium denim and supports streetwear fashion without overdoing it with bright colors and gay fashion trends. See brands like Orisue, The Hundreds, DTA, Crooks and Castles, Nudies, Comune, ImKING, Mishka, and Sperry's.
Jesse Rico is a hiphopster.
by WOWYOUWOULD September 15, 2010
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hiphopster

A person who always feels that they are on the cutting edge (eg- not yet released) of hip hop music. Like a hipster, but for hip hop. This includes rap, R&B, and hip hop. This person usually feels like they're better than most music listeners, even though they usually like crappy music (there is a reason it isn't popular).
A- Did you hear about B telling me about the new Chris Brown music?
C- Yeah, and it sounds terrible. He's such a hiphopster.
by TWayney November 14, 2011
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