A Hamster

A Hamster is someone you think is the greatest- until you get to know them.

You put all your hopes and dreams into this fantasy of a person, but really you're just spinning your wheels in place and an actual future with them is non existent (like a hamster on a wheel- get it?).

"What happened to that guy you've been gushing about?"
"Oh, Tom? Yeah, he turned out to be a hamster."

by TheBookofJo September 13, 2022

saucy hamster

When a man shaces off his pubic hair and shapes it into a hamster then injects his seemen into and a girl eats it

Baby that saucy hamster last night was delicious

by xXDwBXxD May 13, 2011

Hamstering

The act of stuffing a penis in a closed mouth to produce the effect of puffed cheeks or a bulge.

“Bro, I was totally hamstering my date last night”

by Ella13 July 20, 2021

hamster

a small furry animal

i like hamsters

by hamgrisen March 28, 2022

Thirsty Hamster

Or Sunroofing/Hamster Sunroof

When a penis is put down through a sunroof and is given a blowjob.

Sarah got really thirsty after her date with John and asked him to give her a Thirsty Hamster in his Kia Soul

by JayPear69 February 20, 2024

Thirsty Hamster

When a guy lays on top of a car with the sunroof open while getting a blowjob

Dave climbed on top of his car and stuck his dick through the sunroof because Becky wanted to be a thirsty hamster.

by Subzrow February 20, 2024

greedy hamster

A selfish fuckbag who only looks out for ones self interest and prosperity

Brandon screwed the crew over $2.50 on payroll that greedy hamster

by Timmy t-ReX July 4, 2017